Ernest T. Bass will show you the way!!

ernest t has a special training school for rocks and bricks

wrong side got ahold of this the otehr night....poor busines window

when all else fails, use a rock. :)

When all else fails ...

We call 'em Rookies. They ain't too s-m-r-t.

Very effective yet cost effective weapon....supply is better than demand which of course keeps the cost down...can be used without reading the training manual...good for most anyone in need.

Cheap, nasty impact, hard to combat.

We can throw them too!!!

The "Rock of Ages" has been utilized since the days of the caveman to bring down game and for both offensive and defensive purposes. No "Three Day Waiting Period" for these babies. Choose the perfect weight, texture and size for your individual needs. I prefer Quartz or Granite for instant knock down power, or try sandstone for that "Dazed and Confused" look from your target. Beware of "Ricochets" from the heads of Liberals.

Great for hiding keys....

Everyone has plenty of these lying around...No shortage of ammo that's for sure!

Just hope the throwing arm still has it cause it might just tick them off

I had to get rid of this one. I moved into a glass house.

Kind of overrated in modern day. Still can be used by the well trained and certified 3rd world militias.

I hate rocks. They make crappy pets too (Only people from the 60's & 70's will get that)

Funniest product award!

Oldest weapon out there and it still works!! Case in point,...had a friend that got hit in jaw in Iraq...broke it and had to get medevaced to Germany.

It works and can be used if someone is properly trained to, for breaking out windows in a house fire.

Very dependable. I have never had one stovepipe on me yet. If they're good enough for Ernest T. Bass, they're good enough for me.

I always have one as a backup to my backup.Kind of a plan Z.

God was really thinking when he made the rocks!

Never a shortage for ammo but a little difficult to conceal when not carrying my backpack.

Sometimes the best thing to use!!!