Gear: Revised Miranda Warning Card
Product Information
Revised Miranda Warning Card
NIC Law Enforcement Catalog
| Category: | Everything Else |
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| Subcategory: | Gag Gifts |
| Price: | $4.95 |
| Average Rating: | (48 Votes) |
| Description: | This Miranda Rights (Revised) Card is the street officer’s answer to S. O. B.’s!! A humorous spin on the Miranda Rights, this card states: You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can, and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor, or if you are not presently attending church of your choice, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand what I have just told you, ASSHOLE? |
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- Ina_Pickle, Sat, 24 May 2008 10:13:36 UTC.
Amusing, but DON'T carry it on duty....
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- Offroader21, Sat, 24 May 2008 10:23:06 UTC.
Now thats funny
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- COPSTER, Sun, 25 May 2008 05:56:23 UTC.
Funnier than that is....I work with a LEO with the last name Miranda. He can say whatever he wants and you have been given your rights. I've seen other fake cards that were a bit better, but this one is ok.
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- hcgale, Thu, 29 May 2008 10:04:20 UTC.
should be issued to everyone when they get their drivers license
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- Account Removed, Fri, 30 May 2008 23:53:00 UTC.
I will order 150 copies of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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- aaa111, Fri, 30 May 2008 23:54:48 UTC.
best miranda card available!
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- 620, Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:05:48 UTC.
I want to get my friend this, where you get them?
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- cgingo, Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:32:48 UTC.
How many times have we wanted to say exactlythese words. Now someone is capitalizing on it. Fabulous.
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- redleg25id, Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:31:01 UTC.
wonderful LMAO, thats something that stays at home though
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- uscgopus, Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:02:17 UTC.
Why could't I have come up with this. I'd be rich! Too Funny
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- C_Repine, Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:10:34 UTC.
LOL!! Now that's funny I gotta get one of these!!
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- PPD8020, Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:00:25 UTC.
Absolutely love it. I'm ordering mine today!!
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- abausman, Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:38:12 UTC.
Sounds like an old school deputy gave a consult in writing this one... funny!
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- Wolvarine, Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:09:43 UTC.
That's Funny!
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- fcpd7, Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:36:57 UTC.
thats great
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- stevo106, Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:58:49 UTC.
All i can say is thats awesome!
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- FRUITYBAT, Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:39:04 UTC.
A1!
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- DISP24, Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:51:45 UTC.
imagine if you pulled this out of your pockey in a hurry instead of the real miranda card....lol
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- Account Removed, Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:32:10 UTC.
thats funny i need one of those
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- D_4, Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:18:04 UTC.
I would like to put in an order for a box please lol
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- devildogwolff, Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:23:01 UTC.
I THINK I MIGHT NEED ONE
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- goodlight, Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:31:16 UTC.
LOL!
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- mamabear2106, Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:24:39 UTC.
Too funny, but not something the public would understand or see humor in like law enforcement would!
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- Rich5150, Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:09:20 UTC.
When the defense attorney asks you to pull out your Miranda card and read it to the jury, DO NO mistakenly pull this one out!!!
DOH!
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- patch, Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:13:26 UTC.
funny!!
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- LivTooley, Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:06:15 UTC.
I like it... It would be great if one could actually use it.
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- rclancy82, Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:49:50 UTC.
only if.
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- gb2950, Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:45:36 UTC.
Not sure I want to try this one....again.
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- ccso503, Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:37:41 UTC.
Thats revised?
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- Kennedybtch, Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:47:57 UTC.
If Officers could actually say this, you wouldn't have any S.O.B.'s out there
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- Deputycw, Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:59:30 UTC.
FUNNY
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- chandra2432, Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:09:15 UTC.
LOVE IT!!!!!!
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- rvmilton, Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:33:01 UTC.
Good advice at times.
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- bobatkinson, Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:35:55 UTC.
This is realyl what you want to say when you lost several case due to the rueling when it first came out
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- iceman6840, Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:25:42 UTC.
I had to read this on the witness stand last week. (It wasn't mine - it was found on a turd)
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- Rhonda59, Wed, 10 Sep 2008 02:34:10 UTC.
That's good...I lkie that one...lol
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- thescottbeushow, Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:54:40 UTC.
haha, i can see that being one of the things not to bring on duty with you, or atleast, not let ur buddy know that you switched it out with his other one.
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- Sidhe, Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:08:20 UTC.
Hilarious, don't mix it up with your regular card though.
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- Got_1_Runnin, Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:44:34 UTC.
Too funny!
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- snhadley, Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:46:14 UTC.
Funny
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- rdperry, Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:54:01 UTC.
LOL. Only wish we could use it for real.
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- blacker, Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:47:20 UTC.
LOL! That's awesome. There are some people I would love to read that to.
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- Taffy, Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:56:07 UTC.
Sweet. Funny stuff.
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- Flerd, Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:25:23 UTC.
Could been a little funnier but funny none the less.
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- summerbraswell, Fri, 24 Oct 2008 05:14:31 UTC.
amusing...
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- Blue_Steele, Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:29:47 UTC.
What a TRUE Miranda Warning means..................
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- jwells948, Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:05:35 UTC.
Thats funny as heck!!! I would love to get one!!!!
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- harrisja6, Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:00:57 UTC.
If I could only use this on duty some days....lol
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- brown531, Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:57:30 UTC.
I have only heard one other one as funny as this and this is the one all officers shoud use. We need to present thi to the Supreme Court.
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