| Category: | Officer Safety Products |
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| Subcategory: | Body Armor |
| Price: | $2.00 - $15.00 |
| Average Rating: | |
| Description: | Trojan Condoms come in a variety of models. For her pleasure and his pleasure. |
GREAT PRODUCT DONT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT that and the KIMBER
This is for those late night pick-me-ups on stakeout.
What the hell?? What a joke.
Damn, Lawman........its spelled condoms, not condems.
What the hell is right!
funny but necessary
Have to trust the classic.
One of the best life saving devices ever made. when i leave for the house Ialways carry a badge on my chest a gun at my side and a trojan in my wallet
Always good to keep handy. One of the best tools to keep dust out of the barrel of your M2 while on patrol also. We had to use them becuase the medics stopped us from using all of the free ones they give out.
Great Product
Magnum all the way!
Now I have seen it all on this site
Always trust the classics ....
The Ad says:
"Trojan Condoms
Love is like War. Protect.
Put a helmet on your soldier"
So, we are here to serve and protect.
Protect those we love and will love, so gear up!
??? Condom as police gear what will they think of next? WTF
The Trojan Slogan “Don’t be Silly cover your Willy”, how can you cover with these tiny things? These condoms are not long enough, way too small and much too tight. The discomfort that is created by the latex not fully expanding around the shaft gives you a “I am taking this off reaction”. The tight latex ring might cut circulation causing future erectile dysfunction, this product might be better off being ship over seas to England. Those little pricks could fine a good use for them..
ESSENTIAL GEAR to ensure OFFICER SAFETY
No woman would design anything like this for her pleasure....lol
don't need em-been snipped
good grief now I've seen it all on this cite!!! WTF
It's great if it's raining and you want to stay dry. I agree with jroger it works both ways :-)
What is happening here?
I don't need them. I am married, so I'm not getting anything
To serve and protect
Always use the ever reliable Trojan!! Now that I said that my wife will announce she's having twins!!
The use of condoms is smart to prevent STD's and unwanted pregnancies. I don't need them as my wife have had a hysterectomy and I do not cheat on her, nor her me. Placing this in the Law Enforcement gear is childish and very disrespectful towards our brothers and sisters. Go play on myspace or some out mindless place on the Internet and stay the hell of this website.
they work
Like the American Express Card.......Never leave home without it.
I have trusted it for years. It has always gotten me home!
What is this in here for.... how does it apply to police work?? ..... Especially on duty.... Or am I just being a Lieutenant here...??????
I gave them 1 star because they have broken on me more than once. I don't need an (AD) that is just to much paper work...........LMAO
I like the Subcategory: Body Armor, Ha,Ha, Thats funny!
Go with ultra thin.
Lol, well got to have your protection.
LMFAO! TOO funny, but very good advice just the same.
Somebody was Bored!!!
What's this got do do with Law Enforcement unless your trying to make a statement on how we get treated by the courts and local, fed and state government. They are so busy they really need them! LOL!
I have to agree with robocop, well said! your'e MY hero!
We should all use protection. Never know when something might come up.
Please don't break!
Yes, this is for His & Her pleasure, that way you don't have that "OOPS" 9 months later....LOL
Okay this is crazy.......I have to agree with the others...once I said I do it stopped all together...
Uhhhhh, abstinence works much better I think.
GREAT OFFICER SAFETY PRODUCT! STRETCH IT OVER THE BAD GUYS HEAD, PULL IT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS ANKLES! ARMS PINNED TO SIDES,HE CANT PUNCH,CANT KICK,CANT BITE, SPIT OR HEADBUTT! JOB DONE!!! : )
these things suck ass...alls they do is break and we cant feel a thing....ask her!!!!
You guy's are incredably silly !!! Nice to know we have a sense of humor here !!! :-)
CANT SAY IVE USED THESE....I ONLY USE THE MAGS... :)
there is no half star option.... I am glad I am alergic
okay, It can saveyou, but for us married ppl, we are okay. thx.
THEY DONT WORK HAVE A 5 YEAR OLD TO PROVE IT
OK, but what if your allergic to latex...??? IM NOT.. but omg.. I have a child who is.. AAAAHHHH but seriously... I am married but before I was even dating him. .i had one in my purse just in case they didnt have one! wow that makes me sound bad... it wasnt like that tho...LOL
Part of my basic kit. I would never leave home without it!
are you kidding me? This is NOT a POLICE item. Oh well, may as well have a review somewhere...
LMAO!!!!!! Ultra thin and Ribbed for her pleasure w/ flared shape @ the end....the only way to go!!! Although I prefer LifeStyles for more comfort!!!!!
I must have missed these in my DNA kit.......are these department issued?
One star- due to the snug fit causing decreased sensitivity. the clear choice is Magnum XL. Come on Trojan, how about a huskey version for us well endowed fellows!
Haha how funny, I love how they picture the "Her Pleasure" variety. Ladies dont bother though...they dont do much for our pleasure.
ok this is wierd
Best to be safe then sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now a days a product to have especially for those that has a lot of overtime colars......lol
wow. lots of reviews for a condom. wrap it before you tap it.
Good to have I guess… Sex is like basketball, you always dribble before you shoot!
They were great years ago when i needed but have they made improvments in the last 18 years
GOT TO KEEP THOSE FINE OFFICERS SAFE!!!
Actually, I would recommend using these to cover barrels in the field in certain situations. Other than that, I have no use for Trojans, they suck. But the Body Armor joke is quite hilarious. Where in the HELL can you get condoms for $2?
"Wrap your whacker before you attack her!" - Brooke Hogan
DONT leave home with out them
The ultimate protection against the rabid badge bunny
Gotta have em when you want it
I find this very offensive. But since I'm already typing...these things make great balloon animals. Okay, now I'm off to file an official complaint.
Good officer safety product.
And just why are mwe rating this product???? I notice the different styles and sizes are not addressed...Hummm.
What! do they come in kevlar?
Now i have seen it all. These are a great product.
This product is excellent for covering your "weapon" while in the "desert" and keeping "sand" from getting where you dont want it to be.
at a loss for words on this one.....
LOL
Hey, you got to have a sense of humor to do the job we do.
The best ever made Lifestyles extra slippery and tough!
Warm her up with a little cinnamon oil.
Gun Oil Lube from adult store, (Do not drive car after using, very slippery)
Be Safe!
USE IT OR LOOSE IT!
A must have !!!!
Hahahahahaha yeah I forgot to use one and I have two kids now
I agree with Robocop33
To small... LOL
I can't get it over my head though!
What can I say when they work they work and when they don't nine months later you'll here about it :)