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Comments made to CO's from Inmates
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Posted 4 months ago Im starting this to hear about some original comments, good or bad from inmates... We all know the BOSS is Sorry Son Ofa Bitch |
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| Posted 4 months ago My favorite comment is, "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have a job", right... |
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| Posted 4 months ago This is most often and they think it bothers me. I just take their TV and be done with it.  I am battle kitty hear me roar! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Another officer said we could this... When I correct an inmate for breaking the rules. Also, I want to speak with the Sgt, especially when I them no or they do not like what I tell them. |
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| Posted 4 months ago It kills me when all of a sudden they "no habla ingles." |
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| Posted 3 months ago I think this is pretty funny. After shaking down a pod, one inmate didn't care for the way we searced his bunk and belongings. He did a grievence to the Captain and stated that he was a graduateof the POST academy and knew that what we did was a violation of his 8th amendment rights,(cruel and unusual punisment). You can imagine the response from the Capt. |
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| Posted 3 months ago As sgt. I would often make a round or two with my officers on one such round I found an inmate with a rather expensive headphone, the headphone was lying on his bunk and the music cranked up loud enough to be heard outside the pod. I walked over and very politely asked him to turn it down, he never looked at me, "F you he yells, now I made it an order which brought him to the front of the cell to explain that the rules said headphones and that is what he had. AgainI tried, put then or turn it way down again he yelled F you so I had the officer pull his power, that got his attention, as I started up the stairs he was screaming about over stepping bounds. his next angry statement was "I WANT TO SEE THE SERGEANT AND I WANT TOSEE HIM NOW"!!!!
On another such round I was with a female c.o. who was overweight and not very attractive, as we exited a voice rang out:
T.G.G. |
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| Posted 3 months ago I heard one say ""' Go get me a McGriddles bitch""" For so long as one hundred men remain alive, we shall never under any conditions submit to the domination of the English. It is not for glory or riches or honours that we fight, but only for liberty, which no good man will consent to lose but with his life. The Declaration of Arbroath, 1320 SCREW TIBET FREE SCOTLAND !!!! |
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| Posted 3 months ago A few things inmates have said to me. "Why the hell do we get such sh**y food??" "My lunch didn't have an apple! Why did he get an apple? Did you eat my apple?" "MR GUARD! TELL MY CELLIE TO STOP USING THE TOILET AFTER LOCKDOWN! IT SMELLS LIKE POOP IN HERE!" |
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| Posted 3 months ago About the most common thing I used to hear from inmates was "I wanna grievance!!" or "I'm gonna grieve you!!" So I'd hand them a roll of Toilette Paper and said here's your grievance and have a Nice Day....... ;) |
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| Posted 3 months ago "If we was on da streets we'd see who da boss is!"
I respectfully request Nikk and Henry be brought back as moderators please. PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY! |
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| Posted 3 months ago I had a group of Inmates plot to jump me once, and another Officer overheard it, let me know. The next day I came into the Pod and heard them snickering in their cells. I told them I wasn't letting them out, they were on lockdown until they could decide which Inmate was going to commit suicide....because when they jumped me I was gonna kill the first mother-f er to come near me......all I heard was a repetetive...."Awwww SHIT!" "Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself." - Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant "America was not built on fear." "America was built on courage, imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand. " - President Harry S. Truman |
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| Posted 3 months ago I used to here that almost every time I entered a Housing Unit at LCC, followed by "You need to go" or "Everytime you come in here you hookin' somebody up." Oh well, some people never learn........... |
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| Posted 3 months ago C_Repine said: I used to get those comments all the time......I recently was outbid for first shift and bid to third (second shift hours just don't fit in with my family activities)....anyway....I went to nights and continued to do my job the proper way and got the old "damn officer R.....its night shift....no one is here....you can ease up a bit....." or they say "now see....if you didn't do the things you did on day shift (referring to doing my job by policy), you wouldn't be on overnights" (the inmates actually think the administration placed me on nights).......I just end the conversation with ......' and nothing has changed has it......I still do things the same at 11:00pm like I do at 1100 am and nothing you say is going to change that......... Kyle313
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| Posted 3 months ago Gate_Keeper said: You should try the same on them. They will get the message. |
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| Posted 3 months ago "dont go in there batman its the joker" lmao |
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| Posted 3 months ago "ill cat you out on da block" my reply is you wont cat me on DA block cause i dont live in DA hood! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Has anyone ever heard the one where the offender tells you that he or she is actually Jesus Christ??? |
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| Posted 3 months ago During a shakedown I heard an offender tell another officer that he didn't care if his cell was searched beacuse he needed his room cleaned anyway. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Inmates always say, " im gonna write you up"
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| Posted 2 months ago GOLDSKULL said: You know, i am new sergeant at the new castle indiana correctional facility and I have heard some things that would make some peoples toes curl... like this one. Inmate: Nobody will ever know if you give me head, c'mon baby I love you.
Sgt flies through the door takes inmate to seg, and nurse gets fired...
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| Posted 2 months ago I LIKE D 1 WHEN THEY SAY U CAN'T FIND A REAL JOB THATS Y U WORK HERE.I TELL THEM YEAH I LIKE MY BABY SITTIN JOB. |
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| Posted 2 months ago "Let go of my elbow, you're choking me!" |
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| Posted 2 months ago An inmate in booking told my partners and I once: "I hope I die so that I can sue you!!!" Another favorite of mine is: "I haven't eaten anything in three days because I've been on meth... I'm a diabetic and I need to eat now or I will die!" They get pissed when I point out that meth cost a lot more then food, and if they bought food instead of meth, they would not be in jail and they wouldn't be hungry. |
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| Posted 2 months ago I also like: “I’m having a seizure… Get me a nurse.” Obviously, those who are really having a seizure can’t talk. And: “If you don’t give me a sandwich now, I’ll be suicidal.” |
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| Posted 2 months ago And I thought BOSS was Big Ole SackaShit. Hmm..... |
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| Posted 2 months ago "ya just a bunch of squares, you just don't know how to live life" "Everyone goes to jail at one point or another." We gave one guy his booking reciept with one charge of murder (pc 187). He looked at it and said: "is that it? Just one felony? That's nothing." |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Best one for me is "I'm DOC you cant make me do that" They learn very fast that we can.... |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Had an inmate explain to me and the officer on duty that he wasn't a violent offender and didn't understand why he was on max....said "you know, I never killed nobody, I never hurt nobody...I aint no rapist...I am just a thief, not a very good one or I wouldn't be in here..."
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| Posted about 1 month ago lauradrizzt says ...
Now that's funny!!! |