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One line story night mafia style!

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Posted 8 months ago

 

Tell your one liner with a mafia kick to it.

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He knew he was over betting, but it was a lock, right? He could get the money if he had to. He was still recovering from a run in with vinnie and his boys. They really know how to swing a nine iron.

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Rate This | Posted 8 months ago

 

The trunk in the cady wasn't big enough so they had to rent a buick!

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So there I was....diggin this hole....and the friggin guy says to me "Hey, you puttin me in there?"....I says no, Im tryin to find the Holy Grail.....now get in the hole!


"Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself." - Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant

"America was not built on fear."

"America was built on courage, imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand. " - President Harry S. Truman

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Rate This | Posted 8 months ago

 

About that time SHE showed up. Wouldn't you know it! How the heck did she find me here? The boss is gonna have a freaking fit. Another freaking witness...just what I didn't need!

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Now I gotta dig TWO friggin holes...I wasn't dressed for this......


"Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself." - Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant

"America was not built on fear."

"America was built on courage, imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand. " - President Harry S. Truman

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So I sez to Tony Two Fingers, I sez, Tony...whadda ya wanna do with this friggin' guy what's diggin' all dem friggin' holes?


"You can't lead from behind" Gen'l James Longstreet, CSA

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Rate This | Posted 8 months ago

 

U mak ah bedder corpse dan a gangsta badda bing.....lol.

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Quit your bellyaching, I got two broads in the car, lets go get our joints clipped."


-Paulie Walnuts