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You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When..
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Posted 8 months ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.. you get caught at a donut shop, and a group of your friends start laughing at you. |
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| Posted 8 months ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.. you hear someone shout out I smell a pork product.. |
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| Posted 7 months ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When....At social gatherings you are introduced by your job title and not your name. The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it.--Thucydides-- |
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| Posted 7 months ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When….you call a fatal car crash a "good" accident. Just because you trained for something, doesn't mean you're prepared for it. - Anonymous
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| Posted 7 months ago When you see an idiot driving like a maniac on the roadway and you start to chase them, only to have your wife remind you that you are not in your patrol car. LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY BUT RATHER TO SLIDE IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING "HOLY SHIT....WHAT A RIDE" |
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| Posted 7 months ago When you walk inside a store or resturaunt and someone says "he did it" I hate that! |
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| Posted 7 months ago when all your family and friends tell the younger kids to "watch out because (insert your name) is a police officer and if you're not good he/she will arrest you".....I try to tell them that police officers help people about as much of the time as they arrest them. I also try to tell the parents not to teach their children that way, because they could grow up to be afraid or wary of the police. |
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| Posted 7 months ago When you walk into a business and some dumbass points at his freind and says he did it. I had some bonehead pull this on me in a convience store one morning. I was not much of a mood to be messed with. So I made the guy produce ID because his freind obviuosly felt he was guilty of something. Come to find out he had, there was an outstanding order for his arrest in a neighboring county. My day suddenly got much better. |
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| Posted 7 months ago When you or off and out spending time with your family and someone comes up to you and says I remember you. You arrested me before. Thats why I am always armed. |
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| Posted 7 months ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.. (Corrections) your at a buffet with your family and you here "BOSSMAN!!!" and you turn around, and its one of your recently released Farmer/Trustee... (this happened to me more than once...) |
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| Posted 7 months ago jimmyB5 said: amen brother, about the only place i am not armed is at church (and even sometimes at church) |
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| Posted 7 months ago Your know your a law enforcement officer when a weeks worth of laundry consists of 5 pais of underwear, socks, and undershirts It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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| Posted 7 months ago You know you're a LEO, when you you go try to borrow the money to build a house and the bank laughs at your last pay stub. You think I'm bitter?????????? |
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| Posted 7 months ago piklali05 said: this is funny!! |
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| Posted 7 months ago Lulusgt said: Ive been there.. done that.. still doin that.. this isnt funny.. |
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| Posted 7 months ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.... you sit around with your fellow officers at lunch, trying to top each other on who had the worst DOA. Just because you trained for something, doesn't mean you're prepared for it. - Anonymous
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| Posted 7 months ago PETE114 says ...
and points are awarded to whoever makes THE ROOK hurl first...... |
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| Posted 7 months ago You Know Your A Law Enforcement Officer When.... it's Wednesday and it's your Friday! Just because you trained for something, doesn't mean you're prepared for it. - Anonymous
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| Posted 7 months ago You know your a LEO if you ever wanted to host a seminar entitled: Suicide....getting it right the first time." It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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| Posted 7 months ago When you pull up behind a car at a stop light that screams run me, you reach over to type the reg into you MDC and realize you're in you POV not in your patrol car. It is a race to sit in a booth at a resturant so you can sit facing the door. You refer to your baton as 'Dork Slayer.' You appear to walk with a limp if you are not carrying a firearm. You have the rest of your life to solve the problem, how long your life lasts depends on how well you do it - Clint Smith |
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| Posted 7 months ago You are in your POV and find yourself reaching for your RADAR Remote when you see a car coming towards you that you know is over the limit... you get called a Jerk and you take it as a compliment...
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| Posted 7 months ago You know you are a LEO when any random person who is nice to you, you ask for ID and run an NCIC on them while patting them down. |
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| Posted 7 months ago You know your a LEO when you believe in aerial spraying of PROZAC and Birth Control It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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| Posted 7 months ago You know you are LEO when you go to an industrial accident where a guy is killed in a supersized meat grinder and when you go eat you order pizza with ground beef. (true story, the female civilian assigned by the lt for some reason couldnt eat with us........) I voted for an American hero not an American zero. |
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| Posted 7 months ago You know your a LEO when you..... people who drive the speed limit in front of you (while your working) are idiots, especially when you are going to a call and when they pass you (while off duty) are f-ing maniacs. You vow to get them when you go back to work, but forget 3 minutes later. Just because you trained for something, doesn't mean you're prepared for it. - Anonymous
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| Posted 7 months ago You know you can NEVER eat from a drive through window while in uniform. I stopped by the local McDonalds off duty in my POV one evening, place my order at the Mc-head and pull up to the window. Three burger flippers I recognized from 'da hood' yell "It's Officer Bubba". That bag of burgers went into the first trash can I drove past. |
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| Posted 6 months ago You know you're a Law Enforcement Officer When... Your wife tells you the handcuffs are too tight and you tell her to suck it up!!! |
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| Posted 6 months ago Its a Friday night with a full moon... and you are seriously considering calling in dead b/c you don't have any more sick time. Also when someone even mutters under their breath about what a slow night it is... you slug' em |
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| Posted 6 months ago Gonzalez93 says ...
Now thats funny right there!! I don't care who yoou are!! |
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| Posted 6 months ago hcgale says ... When you see an idiot driving like a maniac on the roadway and you start to chase them, only to have your wife remind you that you are not in your patrol car. LOL and how many times have you done this.....
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