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Little Phrases that I Hate
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Posted 7 months ago In one week, we switch shifts again, and I get to go home (3rd's) but one of my better co-workers, who really is a warrior, has to take a round at days! He's not looking forward to it, and I don't really know why he took the slot. Anyhoo, I was telling him that he gets to dust off a lot of old phrases....like "G'morning Sheriff!" and "I'll grab that lockout." I'm making a list, any suggestions? 100 Years from now ..... all new people !! |
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| Posted 7 months ago I'll take that mailbox damage. I'll take that fraud. I'll take that ID theft (headache)..... If you can't tell, I just left dayshift about 3 1/2 months ago... The bobblehead Policeman. |
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| Posted 7 months ago LOL Love it......So true though. I did 3 weeks on days and then just flat out asked Chief - "Ummm, so when do I go back to real patrol?" He laughed and gave me another report to do. |
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| Posted 7 months ago brooks125 says ... In one week, we switch shifts again, and I get to go home (3rd's) but one of my better co-workers, who really is a warrior, has to take a round at days! He's not looking forward to it, and I don't really know why he took the slot. Anyhoo, I was telling him that he gets to dust off a lot of old phrases....like "G'morning Sheriff!" and "I'll grab that lockout." I'm making a list, any suggestions? You forgot about lunch for the dispatch!!!! |
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| Posted 7 months ago Don't forget: Can I get you anything Sheriff? Sure is hot today, ain't it? and my favorite... "We don't make customers prepay for gas, if they drive off that's what you're for." |
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| Posted 7 months ago es73 says ...
NO KIDDING! Gas is $3.60/gal here. I can't believe these stations that don't pre-pay and THEN want you to chase them to the ends of the Earth to charge them!! Of course, now I only have one station in the county on nights that doesn't pre-pay. It's nice! 100 Years from now ..... all new people !! |
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| Posted 7 months ago I would like to file charges against my wife for taking $20.00 out of my wallet without my permission. |
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| Posted 7 months ago I always loved: The Chief needs you to pick up...., The Chief needs you to stop by..... I go out on patrol, and about to pull over some traffic and it's always "1123, can you 10-19 to PD to meet complaintant for....." |
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| Posted 6 months ago The one I hate the most is Chief calling when u first get to work saying " I need to speak to u for a second" , even though I know I didn't do anything wrong this time. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Man the sun sure is bright. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Forget the phrases... I get tired of waving at people with all five fingers. I can handle anything that life throws at me~ I may not be able to handle it well, or correctly, gracefully, with finesse, or expediently ~ But I will handle it. |
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| Posted 6 months ago It's your turn for the coffee run. |
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| Posted 6 months ago "One . . . two . . . three. NOT IT! (dammit)" "Where is the fax cover sheet with the badge AND the patch on it?" "The City Attorney needs you to call her about Case 08-####." "MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY! SO YOU ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY!" - Take care of your business, before you make it mine. |
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| Posted 6 months ago My purse was stolen from the bar last night. I didn't call then becuase we were having a good time. What are the chances you'll get it back for me? I reject your reality and submit my own. |
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| Posted 6 months ago actually ---- My_________ was _________ last night. Can you do something about it now? I reject your reality and submit my own. |
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| Posted 6 months ago gont for get the "Gas Drive Off" man I hate thoses and the shopelifting cases. it seams like 90% of everyone that i arrest for these two things have the money on hand to pay for it. can anyone tell me why this is i still cant figure this one out, and please dont tell me they do it for the rush of doning something illegal. thats still no excuse for commiting this type of crime... GOD MADE COPS SO FIREFIGHTERS WOULD HAVE HEROS!
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| Posted 6 months ago I actually have this 'general' letter started on Dept. letterhead: Dear Sheriff, No one was more suprised than I, when....
Figured I may as well be prepared ;) Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil. |
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| Posted 6 months ago I only had a couple beers. He/she deserved it. Why can't I drive as fast as you? (when enroute to a priority call) Do you prefer donuts or bagels? How bout this heat? Dumb people are scary, and dumb people that think they are smarter than everyone else are even scarier!!-Me
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| Posted 6 months ago Allen705 says ...
My Chief also refers to himself in the third person: The Chief needs breakfast your turn to buy.......What you don't believe the Chief?.........The Chief needs you to run radar here today, the Chief is gettin alot of complaints............Gotta love it. WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS MESS??? |
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| Posted 6 months ago We have a guy who wants to report his car stolen. You know, the car that was crashed into ______ last night and all the beer cans falling out of it. |
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| Posted 6 months ago Hey do you mind answering that phone.......???? |
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| Posted 6 months ago The one I always found myself saying was, "I HATE THIS F***ING TRAFFIC!!!!!" |
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| Posted 6 months ago Take off that badge and gun, I bet you ain't so tough then... Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
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| Posted 6 months ago come in here a minute. shut the door. I just had a phone call . . . where's the video from your shift yesterday ? we've got a funeral escort at . Chevy dealer called and we have 8 MVE's . . oh, and the Ford dealer called and they have 6 more also . Report of a dog chasing kids at . . report of a skunk at . .
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| Posted 6 months ago Do I have to wear my seatbelt? I can handle anything that life throws at me~ I may not be able to handle it well, or correctly, gracefully, with finesse, or expediently ~ But I will handle it. |
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| Posted 6 months ago I don spek inglesh... I DID stop at the Stop sign! I've lived in this neighborhood for 20 years and the speed limit is 35! (posted 25...) I didn't see that School Bus stopped... Officer!!! How far is it to... <insert location here>? Can I pay YOU for this ticket??? How long have you worked for the Department? |
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| Posted 6 months ago deputy_dawg_16 says ...
Ah, no you'd look much better in the morgue. We are all crazy. It is just a matter of degree. |
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| Posted 6 months ago State Route 79 runs through our village. You would not belive the people that stop me and ask how far is it to Pittsburg. They think they are on I 79. I tell them two more states down I 70 |
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| Posted 6 months ago ocoigligh says ...
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT, TELL THEM THAT YOU PAY TAXES TOO. SO, I GUESS THIS TICKET WILL BE ON ME. NOW PRESS HARD, THERE ARE 4 COPIES! |
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| Posted 6 months ago "My taxes pay your salary". the best reply i've ever heard was from one-a my troops. "HEY, we've been lookin' for you. We need to talk" |
