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Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.


"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.


The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.


"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"


The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.


"So what classes are ya takin' ?" asked the friend.


"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.




"You're queer, ain't ya?"


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I'm proud to say I went out 1/2 hour ago & bought myself a weed eater, can't have any rumours starting, right?? =(


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What if we own multiple weed eaters? Does that make us polygamists? :P


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SEO said:

What if we own multiple weed eaters? Does that make us polygamists? :P

Damn!!! You lucky bastard!!! =(


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Wow. I put an electric fence around part of my yard yesterday so I can turn a horse out in it so I don't have to mow that part...I'm feeling a little weird about that decision now....


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TLEastwood said:

Wow. I put an electric fence around part of my yard yesterday so I can turn a horse out in it so I don't have to mow that part...I'm feeling a little weird about that decision now....

I think this logic thingy only works on blokes, not sure, maybe we need to find out who this professor is & ask him. =)


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SEO said:

What if we own multiple weed eaters? Does that make us polygamists? :P

Damn!!! You lucky bastard!!! =(

Both a blessing and a curse ;)


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I would hate to think he asked if you owned a Goat !


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I would hate to think he asked if you owned a Goat !



ONLY in West Virginia....   BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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spdcobra173 says ...



I would hate to think he asked if you owned a Goat !



ONLY in West Virginia....   BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!



Or Washington State, where I grew up on a farm... ahahahah

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There is nothing wrong with Washington State......


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SCREW TIBET FREE SCOTLAND !!!!

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Oh yeah I have four weedeaters, two gas and two electric...... Does that make me a PIMP........LOL


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Bad LT it just might!

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Funny

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I can say I have a weed eater.


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I think if you own a goat it makes you a pervert. I used two own two so that makes me a recovering pervert.


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I just went out and bought a new one today....they had different colors but I sort of liked the regular model.....


I hope it does the job....its one of those .."no return" models!!! 


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I hAVE 1


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TLEastwood says ...


Wow. I put an electric fence around part of my yard yesterday so I can turn a horse out in it so I don't have to mow that part...I'm feeling a little weird about that decision now....

well, a horse IS a "weed eater"


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