Off Duty Forums >> Off Duty Forums >> OK, if you was a T-Shirt post is going strong, BUT- What is the funniest T-Shirt that you have ever seen, or read on someone?
OK, if you was a T-Shirt post is going strong, BUT- What is the funniest T-Shirt that you have ever seen, or read on someone?
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Posted 9 days ago I have seen several, Thinking about them and will post on them. |
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| Posted 9 days ago ACTUALLY...the funniest T-shirt thingy i have seen (or not seen is just that)......the absence of a t-shirt on really really (AHH HUMMM) LARGE men and women is when they aren't wearing a t-shirt but NEED TO BE sooooo as to COVER THAT SH&&&&& UP.....it's killing my eyes.... |
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| Posted 9 days ago When I saw this shirt I had to buy one "I'm not a gynocolgist, but I will take a look" All thats is need for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. |
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| Posted 9 days ago look at my pictures. the one about that fat pig rosie odonnel. |
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| Posted 9 days ago its the album "police stuff" gun owners of america... |
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| Posted 8 days ago Black T shirt with lettering about 1/4 inch tall that reads, "YOU'RE A NOSEY LITTLE F... AREN'T YOU?" You can figure out what the rest of the "F" is. |
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| Posted 8 days ago A T-Shirt that said; "Welcome to New Jersey......Now Get the F**k Out!"
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| Posted 8 days ago surely ya'll have seen this one at coptops:
per LAPD....
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| Posted 8 days ago On a waitress in a truck stop: Yes I do, but not with you. |
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| Posted 8 days ago THINK I WILL GET BOOTED IF I POST THE ONES I REALLY LIKE SO I WILL JUST USE THESE
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| Posted 7 days ago
per LAPD....
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| Posted 7 days ago I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN. IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING TRY TO KEEP UP |
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| Posted 7 days ago On a nice looking girl in a Walmart. Caution: Objects under shirt are larger than they appear! |
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| Posted 7 days ago
I have two,
The first is "It's all fun and games until the cops show up" The second is "The liver is evil and it must be punished" |
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| Posted 7 days ago Keep honking: I'm reloading as fast as I can! Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammo I'm not as think as you drunk I am! |
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| Posted 7 days ago " WHEN I READ ABOUT THE EVILS OF DRINKING.....I STOPPED READING" Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Coach Paul "Bear" Bryant |
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| Posted 7 days ago two I saw.
1. on a barmaid............"Quit staring at my TIPS" 2. at the beach...............I have a dickydo........my belly sticks out further then my dicky do....... |
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| Posted 7 days ago Attitudes adjusted while you wait. |
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| Posted 7 days ago OK GOOD ONES COMING FROM A BOAT COP: "I WOULD RATHER BE ON MY BOAT WITH A DRINK ON THE ROCKS , THAN IN THE DRINK WITH MY BOAT ON THE ROCKS" ... READ UPSIDE DOWN "IF YOU CAN READ THIS ... PULL ME BACK IN THE BOAT"... " FOR MY K-9 HANDLER FRIENDS: "IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT, IT'S THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG" |
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| Posted 7 days ago daughter said I needed the shirt ........
"Life?! Where can I down load one of those." Never Underestimate the Power of a Kind Word or Deed. |
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| Posted 6 days ago Suck it Trebek |
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| Posted 6 days ago I have a few shirts that are pretty funny in my opinion 1. Sorry, Mind closed until further notice 2. Stupidity is not a crime.....so you're free to go 3. If stupidity was a crime you'd be America's Most Wanted. |
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| Posted 6 days ago
What it says... YOU MIGHT BE A BADGE BUNNY IF.... 1. Like a fish, you are attracted to bright, shiny objects 2. You are the pursuer in a high spped chase.\ 3. You think SWAT is a sex game 4. Flashing blue and red lights make you horny. 5. You unbutton your blouse before running the red light. 6. You ask the officer his name and number first. 7. You think handcuffs look better on you then diamonds. 8. You run a red light hoping to get a date 9. When pulled over, "you assume the position' before the officer gets to your car. 10. Frisking? You mean foreplay? 11. You think a traffic citation is a love letter 12. You dial 911 for phone sex. 13. You join Ladies who Love Lawmen
YAY I did it! (Took several attempts!) Thanks Flerd!
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| Posted 6 days ago Illiy says ...
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| Posted 5 days ago there's soooo many.... 1. Police Brutality...the fun side of police work... 2. I'm with stupid (with an arrow pointed UP) 3. You're not drunk so long as you can hold onto the floor. 4. I'm only wearing black until they come up with something darker. |
