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Albino_old_2_max50

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I thought it would be nice to have a Special Place where folks who are feeling particularly needy or unstable can go to post and see if Dr. Phil will cart his butt here to help them.....


Walkin on the WILD side with the Ape Crew!!!!

Th_smokinchimp_max50

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Now you've gone and done it.....you've unleashed SATAN!


Albino_old_2_max50

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Walkin on the WILD side with the Ape Crew!!!!

Albino_old_2_max50

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Retleo says ...



Now you've gone and done it.....you've unleashed SATAN!



YA Know Retleo, I always knew ol Philly was a bit effeminate......I think I may have discovered the problem.......



Walkin on the WILD side with the Ape Crew!!!!

Angel1yu5_max50

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Drphil.jpg dr. phil image by Forddude65


This is some funny shit!

Albino_old_2_max50

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Walkin on the WILD side with the Ape Crew!!!!

M_f4e0b4d7c4eecd80d54d44614beed2d1_max50

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

 

His show is so bad now. It reminds me of Maury or Montell Williams .

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

 

I don't even watch the show...


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Florida_retriever_max160_max50

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What show?

Th_smokinchimp_max50

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L_094bd85cd899ffa54497e02f04292447_max50

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I've noticed most men don't like Dr. Phil.  Why is that? 


Never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill

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formerladycop says ...



I've noticed most men don't like Dr. Phil.  Why is that? 



He just sounds like another pompous azz living large in Hollywood.

Motor_cop_comic_max50

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formerladycop says ...



I've noticed most men don't like Dr. Phil.  Why is that? 



He's a putz of the first order!

Uneflic_max50

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Gee...I kinda like Dr Phil.  But then, I am a girl.


Maybe men don't like that he can give them a bad name.  He's been happily married (to just one woman) for almost 30 years, treats his wife like a princess, is highly educated, makes millions of dollars a day, isn't afraid of what his peers (other men) think, and is tall and in good shape for his age.


Sure his show can be cheesy but you know all of you would do the same thing for his pay check.

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he isnt even a real doctor!  not even close!  i keep waiting for one of his guests to jump up and break his friggin nose.  he is nothing more than an OPRA SNIFFER!   damn....thats gotta be a new one!


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uneFlic says ...



Gee...I kinda like Dr Phil.  But then, I am a girl.


Maybe men don't like that he can give them a bad name.  He's been happily married (to just one woman) for almost 30 years, treats his wife like a princess, is highly educated, makes millions of dollars a day, isn't afraid of what his peers (other men) think, and is tall and in good shape for his age.


Sure his show can be cheesy but you know all of you would do the same thing for his pay check.



Yes, that's kind of why I like him.  Sure, he's not perfect, but I like how he promotes family values.  Plus I like the Texas accent. 


Never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill

Motor_cop_comic_max50

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Dr.Phil probably sits around the house in his underwear, unshaven, on the weekends, eating Cheesy-Poofs out of the bag, drinking beer and belching cheesy-poof belches!  He probably never takes out the garbage, or does the laundry, etc, and his wife is probably sick of his dumb ass! She probably daydreams about motorcops with big moustaches and shiny boots...and hope to one day see Dr. Phil's face on her cartoon of milk!  To every woman in America who tells her how "Lucky she is to have a man like Dr. Phil", she thinks in her head..."then you take him home and listen to him go on ad nausem about Opra and the girls on the View"  She figures that he has to leave all of that money to someone, and then she can run off with Raul the Pool-Boy and live happily everafter on a tropical island somewhere!

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sgt457 says ...



Dr.Phil probably sits around the house in his underwear, unshaven, on the weekends, eating Cheesy-Poofs out of the bag, drinking beer and belching cheesy-poof belches!  He probably never takes out the garbage, or does the laundry, etc, and his wife is probably sick of his dumb ass! She probably daydreams about motorcops with big moustaches and shiny boots...and hope to one day see Dr. Phil's face on her cartoon of milk!  To every woman in America who tells her how "Lucky she is to have a man like Dr. Phil", she thinks in her head..."then you take him home and listen to him go on ad nausem about Opra and the girls on the View"  She figures that he has to leave all of that money to someone, and then she can run off with Raul the Pool-Boy and live happily everafter on a tropical island somewhere!



Arrghhhh...Now THAT'S  a visual I didn't need! Oh, my eyes!


As for his wife, of course she dreams about a motor cop. What woman doesn't?  (submit applications to my inbox please...)


 

Motor_cop_comic_max50

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Should those applications be typed or hand- written?

Uneflic_max50

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sgt457 says ...



 


 


Should those applications be typed or hand- written?



Typed works for me...with a photo...of the bike...

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uneFlic says ...



sgt457 says ...



 


 


Should those applications be typed or hand- written?



Typed works for me...with a photo...of the bike...



I am reminded of those words that my grandma told me, as I sat upon her knee; "Sonny, remember, nobody likes a smartass!"  :)

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sgt457 says ...



Dr.Phil probably sits around the house in his underwear, unshaven, on the weekends, eating Cheesy-Poofs out of the bag, drinking beer and belching cheesy-poof belches!  He probably never takes out the garbage, or does the laundry, etc, and his wife is probably sick of his dumb ass! She probably daydreams about motorcops with big moustaches and shiny boots...and hope to one day see Dr. Phil's face on her cartoon of milk!  To every woman in America who tells her how "Lucky she is to have a man like Dr. Phil", she thinks in her head..."then you take him home and listen to him go on ad nausem about Opra and the girls on the View"  She figures that he has to leave all of that money to someone, and then she can run off with Raul the Pool-Boy and live happily everafter on a tropical island somewhere!



Too funny,, don't hold back sgt. tell us how you really feel.  Ewwwwwwwww what a  visual image first thing in the a.m.   :(  I think I'm going to be sick..  lol

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sgt457 says ...



Dr.Phil probably sits around the house in his underwear, unshaven, on the weekends, eating Cheesy-Poofs out of the bag, drinking beer and belching cheesy-poof belches!  He probably never takes out the garbage, or does the laundry, etc, and his wife is probably sick of his dumb ass! She probably daydreams about motorcops with big moustaches and shiny boots...and hope to one day see Dr. Phil's face on her cartoon of milk!  To every woman in America who tells her how "Lucky she is to have a man like Dr. Phil", she thinks in her head..."then you take him home and listen to him go on ad nausem about Opra and the girls on the View"  She figures that he has to leave all of that money to someone, and then she can run off with Raul the Pool-Boy and live happily everafter on a tropical island somewhere!



OMG! Gross!!! But Sgt is right...you never know!!! ;)

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I have not watched him lately, so I don't know what he is like now.  I know I pretty much liked him at first and bought at least one of his books. 

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I used to like Dr. Phil a lot....


I still like the man, but not the show... its his producers that are turning it into a farce, just like Oprah - and she produces both shows.


A while back, Oprah did a complete makeover of an apartment for a lady who was a pack-rat.....spent thousands on it.  Turns out, that lady has a son-in-law who plays in the NFL  - they could have done that for her.


Bottom line, Oprah is to blame....not Dr. Phil


I wish he would break away and start his own production company with Dr. Drew....maybe that would help.


By the way, I know Dr. Phil no longer is a licensed therapist, but he has a PhD...so technically, he should be called "Dr".


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KETOLACA says ...



I used to like Dr. Phil a lot....


I still like the man, but not the show... its his producers that are turning it into a farce, just like Oprah - and she produces both shows.


A while back, Oprah did a complete makeover of an apartment for a lady who was a pack-rat.....spent thousands on it.  Turns out, that lady has a son-in-law who plays in the NFL  - they could have done that for her.


Bottom line, Oprah is to blame....not Dr. Phil


I wish he would break away and start his own production company with Dr. Drew....maybe that would help.


By the way, I know Dr. Phil no longer is a licensed therapist, but he has a PhD...so technically, he should be called "Dr".



Dr. Drew Pinsky of Lovelines notoriety? That guy is the man! And he could whoop Dr. Phil's ass, lol.


This is some funny shit!

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SEO says ...



KETOLACA says ...



I used to like Dr. Phil a lot....


I still like the man, but not the show... its his producers that are turning it into a farce, just like Oprah - and she produces both shows.


A while back, Oprah did a complete makeover of an apartment for a lady who was a pack-rat.....spent thousands on it.  Turns out, that lady has a son-in-law who plays in the NFL  - they could have done that for her.


Bottom line, Oprah is to blame....not Dr. Phil


I wish he would break away and start his own production company with Dr. Drew....maybe that would help.


By the way, I know Dr. Phil no longer is a licensed therapist, but he has a PhD...so technically, he should be called "Dr".



Dr. Drew Pinsky of Lovelines notoriety? That guy is the man! And he could whoop Dr. Phil's ass, lol.



Yes, I admire Dr. Drews work.  I used to listen to him regularly way back when.  He's very impressive. 


Never, never, never give up. - Winston Churchill

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KETOLACA says ...



I used to like Dr. Phil a lot....


I still like the man, but not the show... its his producers that are turning it into a farce, just like Oprah - and she produces both shows.


A while back, Oprah did a complete makeover of an apartment for a lady who was a pack-rat.....spent thousands on it.  Turns out, that lady has a son-in-law who plays in the NFL  - they could have done that for her.


Bottom line, Oprah is to blame....not Dr. Phil


I wish he would break away and start his own production company with Dr. Drew....maybe that would help.


By the way, I know Dr. Phil no longer is a licensed therapist, but he has a PhD...so technically, he should be called "Dr".



KETO....AGAIN...I feel enlightened.....you d' man....

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I'm glad this thread was still here! I ate something that didn't agree with me, reading all this babble bullshit about Phil and Oprah was just what I needed to make me blow chunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks guys    


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Lulusgt says ...



I'm glad this thread was still here! I ate something that didn't agree with me, reading all this babble bullshit about Phil and Oprah was just what I needed to make me blow chunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks guys    




ROTFL!


This is some funny shit!

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