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This is a thread to post all your funny stories of your pits.  Their crazy antics and bizzare behavior have made us all laugh at one point or another. 

My pit sleeps with me. In the winter when my alarm goes off he groans, then- he's full grown and hard to move- I have to pull him off the bed with the bedding to get him to wake up... he sleeps, he snores but he's one heck of a dog.

My newest rescue, Phoenix, thinks she is a bird that has just not yet learned to fly.  When she's in the yard, sh's constantly running back and forth, watching birds overhead, trying to jump at them.  She got hauling butt across the yard the other day and took a giant leap into the air and smacked into the fence.  I was laughing so hard - then she looked at me and shot me a "crusty" as if I did it to her. 

Yes - getting them off the bed is a chore.  We have a waterbed, so at 100 degress, you can imagine where 3 pitbulls spend most of their time.  I literally have to drag them off it.  Dang, they can make themselves heavy when they want to.  Try moving one off the covers at night when they are dead asleep.  When the alarm goes off at 0400hrs, they don't even raise their head.  In fact - right now, it's 0532hrs and I'm still the only one up.  Lazy mutts.