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Att. Men, What do Women say that makes you the most upset?

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Just wondering?


I love each day like its my last! Why do we are have to be so serious?

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"I don't know, whatever you want to do", "I don't know, whatever you want to eat", "I don't know, whatever you want to see"You know what today is? What are you thinking? do I look fat? does this dress look OK? what do you think of my hair? Do you think that girl is pretty? if I somehow became paralyzed, would you leave me? My mother is coming over. you know what your problem is? why aren't you listening to me?


 


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"Why haven't you fixed this yet?"


"You're so lazy..."


(In response to "Whats wrong?")  "Nothing!"

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Ha, ODIN!  My mother is coming over.  That's great!

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she is not your daughter

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I can think of only one, and she said it only once........"I do"


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Would you want to go out with her?  (there is no safe answer!)


Do you think that she's hot?  (See above)


Has she got better / a better   __________ than me? (please fill in the blank! ) ( See above answer...then RUN!)


"You can't lead from behind" Gen'l James Longstreet, CSA

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ODIN says ...



"I don't know, whatever you want to do", "I don't know, whatever you want to eat", "I don't know, whatever you want to see"You know what today is? What are you thinking? do I look fat? does this dress look OK? what do you think of my hair? Do you think that girl is pretty? if I somehow became paralyzed, would you leave me? My mother is coming over. you know what your problem is? why aren't you listening to me?


 


Good enough for now, let me know if you need more.



ODIN I believe you nailed those right on the head....and Im probably guilty of saying about 99% of them at some point in time....


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  1. Does this make me look fat?

  2. Who is she?

  3. Where have you been?

  4. I will put it on a credit card.

  5. Whatever

  6. I have to wake up early? OK?

  7. I need 50 bucks.


I love each day like its my last! Why do we are have to be so serious?

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I like you... as a friend.


All thats is needed for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

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It was alright!

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I love each day like its my last! Why do we are have to be so serious?

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xGTown5oh says ...



she is not your daughter



Ouch.........that hurt me!

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"What's wrong?"


"Do you notice anything?"


"Who is she?"


"Do you know (insert female name)?"


"Could you let the dogs out when you get home from work?"


"Why?"


"I don't care/I don't know."


"Whatever!"


This is some funny shit!

Without gripping the Sword
I cannot protect you...
Gripping the Sword
I cannot embrace you...

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One day, a long, long time ago.......



 







there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.





But this was a long time ago........



and it was just that one day.



The End




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Whats wrong? or what cha thinking about ?

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Tx_LawMan says ...





One day, a long, long time ago.......



 







there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.





But this was a long time ago........



and it was just that one day.



The End





I heard that story before but thought it was only a myth

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JimJ269 says ...



Whats wrong? or what cha thinking about ?


 


But I want to add....."Nothing".......


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My favorite is the "Oh shit here it comes" question.......... "Do you love me?" Damn, whats this gonna cost me!

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sgt457 says ...



Would you want to go out with her?  (there is no safe answer!)


Do you think that she's hot?  (See above)


Has she got better / a better   __________ than me? (please fill in the blank! ) ( See above answer...then RUN!)



 


I hear from the guys that these are common questions but I have NEVER even thought of asking them!  It's a shame so many women are so insecure...


 

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IF I ASK YOU SOMETHING YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T GET MAD...?

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uneFlic says ...

sgt457 says ...



Would you want to go out with her?  (there is no safe answer!)


Do you think that she's hot?  (See above)


Has she got better / a better   __________ than me? (please fill in the blank! ) ( See above answer...then RUN!)



 


I hear from the guys that these are common questions but I have NEVER even thought of asking them!  It's a shame so many women are so insecure...


 

Right, or they are just self-absorbed. So what do you do when it's the guy thats this way?

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Here are the questions, and the answeres I WOULD LOVE TO SAY....


 


"Does this make me look fat?"


                     - No, your ass does


"Alright, what's her name...?"


                       - Which one?


"Do you know what it took me to do that..."


                       -Yep, opening your mouth and NOT talking....


"Do you EVER think about me?"


                        -Yep, every time I watch Animal Planet


 "Why are you going hunting anyway?"


                         -Because its illegal to kill people


"Do you have to drive so fast?"


                             -Yes....perhaps I'll run a red light and get creamed on the passenger side....


"Why did you make THAT for supper...you know I don't like that!"


                           -That was the point


 


OF COURSE - I HAVE NEVER SAID THESE THINGS - BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE.....:-)


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"America was built on courage, imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand. " - President Harry S. Truman

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psherokow says ...



IF I ASK YOU SOMETHING YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T GET MAD...?


 


Hey thats my favorite one!! : )



"The only things we regret in this life, are the risks we didnt take" Funny movie.... anyone have a guess as to which one?

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No, you can't buy that, There is no reason that you need any more tools in this house.

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Can you go and fill the car up, I want to go out soon...............

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Any line that starts out with...


 


"I TOLD you...."


Please lady, refrain from telling me.  Ask me. Help me. Guide me. Don't TELL me to do it...

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Stalker975 says ...




  1. Does this make me look fat?  (I have a mirror that works just fine, I know how big my ass is.. and your opinion doesn't really matter)

  2. Who is she?  (I want to know who to send the thank you note to!  Maybe SHE'LL wash your nasty clothes.. )

  3. Where have you been?  (Oh,, were you gone?? )

  4. I will put it on a credit card. (I pay the bill anyway..)

  5. Whatever  (ok.. this one I say.. )

  6. I have to wake up early? OK?  (To go to work... So get your lazy butt out of bed and make me some coffee!)

  7. I need 50 bucks. (See above.. ) 



 

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"Does this make me look fat?"

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jontheturboguy says ...



Any line that starts out with...


 


"I TOLD you...."


Please lady, refrain from telling me.  Ask me. Help me. Guide me. Don't TELL me to do it...



Amen.. ladies.. ask once.  if it doesn't happen.. do it yourself or hire someone to do it!  :)

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"Uh, Dear, the car's making a funny noise...."


"We should remember that one man is much the same as another, and he is Best, who is trained in the severest school." Thucydides, History of the Peloponnesian War

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