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Posted 2 months ago
What was the most embarrassing thing your mom ever did to you?
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| Posted 2 months ago Although I love my mother dearly, I always hated it when she would drag out the pictures of me as an infant being bathed in my grandmother's kitchen sink. Of course, she would only do this when I brought over a girl for my parents to meet. She would start by saying, "Let me just show you some CUTE pictures of Charles when he was a baby!".... UGH.... Still makes my stomach hurt when I think about it... Happy Mother's Day! "Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." - George S. Patton |
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| Posted 2 months ago My mother always used to give my father and I haircuts. She actually used to do a good job with the scissors and when my hair was longer(Not hippy lenghth) as a kid it was fine. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-12 years old, I wanted to have a similar haircut to what I have now. Sides and back buzzed and tight on the top. Well, her thinking she could do this took a disposable razor and started on the area jus above my ear. Not using clippers, I was being scalped. She stopped and was laughing so hard I thought she was going to pass out. She told me inbetween her tears of laughter that she couldn't do what I wanted. Thank God that she did take me to the barber for them to try and fix the abortion that she started. We pulled up infront of the barber, with her laughing the whole way. The only thing I remember was being so mad. She handed me a twenty and said "I'm not going in" still laughing, I got even more mad so I said yes you are, what am I going to tell them? She told me to tell them that I went to sleep and woke up like that.....Good thing I love her!!! “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway”
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| Posted 2 months ago My mom has a problem about being too blunt sometimes, and one day she decided to try to play match maker. I was 19 at the time and was taking two lovely ladies, who were buddies of mine with no romantic interests, to see The Phantom of the Opera in Kansas City one evening, and decided to stop by the house to pick up a couple of items. I came back to the living room where my mother was making small talk with my friends (while my younger brothers were blatantly checking them out...must run in the family :P) and my mom turns to me and exclaims in her distinct Egyptian accent "Wassime, you have such beautiful friends and no girlfriend. Why? Why don't you ask one of these girls to go out with you?" Now, there's quite a few things a mother can say to embarrass her son, but I think that took the cake right there. I about died, and I think everybody saw it because they all (mother included) gave that mysterious woman giggle that men can never decipher. Luckily, we went out and had a great time, and nobody ever mentioned it again...until my mother and I had a little heart to heart the next day, lol. God, I love my mother.
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| Posted 2 months ago My mother is a hoot. When i was about 12 and my brother 13, we were playing football in the front yard with a huge group of his friends. my mother came out there and was telling us to hurry up because we had things to do. My brother was giving her lip to act like the big guy in front of his friends and told her if you can catch me and starts running down the street. well my mom took off after him, yelling the whole time that when she caught him she was gonna whip him the whole way home and i was left with all of my brother's friends in the front yard. I was laughing because i knew what he was gonna do because we were that close. i started taking bets that she would catch him. my brother's friends were like no way and took the bet. My brother was laughing so hard that mom caught him at the end of the street and whooped him the whole way home. As she passed the cop sitting on the street, he just grinned and waved mom on. I made 25 bucks that day and My brother never made that mistake again! I know this was not about me but i was always the good kid growing up! HA HA! i am making up for it now! lmao I am battle kitty hear me roar! |
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| Posted 2 months ago I WAS A SOPHMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WAS SUFFERING FROM REALLY BAD PMS AND I NEEDED TO GO HOME BUT SHE COULD NOT COME AND GET ME SO SHE CALLED OUR LOCAL POLICE DEPT AND THEY CAME AND GOT ME FROM SCHOOL I WAS IN SUCH PAIN THAT I COULD NOT WALK SO THEY HAD TO WALK ON EITHER SIDE OF ME . WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY WE HAD TO WALK THRU AFTERNOON STUDY HALL !!! THATS WHEN TO RUMORS STARTED.... FROM I WAS ARRESTED FOR DRUGS TO EXPELLED FOR VARIOUS REASONS.. WELL FROM THAT DAY ON IF I WAS SICK I JUST STAYED AT SCHOOL OR DIDNT EVEN GO IN!!!! i LOVE YOU MOM THANKS FOR BEING THERE .. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Well my grandpa just put his dentures in my hands & ran off 2 find where he had locked up his mother, meanwhile i had perm rods not very well placed by me mum............she thought she could do everything..............when she got done i looked like bozzo the clown........i was then known at school as the poodle looking girl....................have not talked 2 my mom since & left the country.............
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| Posted 2 months ago Being the humorous lil fiery scottish woman that she is....i was staying at her home after to giving birth to my third child and needed to run an errand......i stopped at convenient store (where everyone knows me ) to pick up a pack of cigs. While speaking to the cashier, this gorgeous sexy guy was standing behind me. I felt a tap on my shoulder...i turned around, he was smiling looking directly into my eyes. He asked me if I was having a bad day. Naturally, I told him "No-my day is perfect." He then points to my right leg and grins. I look down and saw the biggest Maxi pad ( a new one fellas, not used) stuck to my pants....arrrghhhh!!! My terrible two year had got into a box of them and thought I put them all away and somehow that one ended up on my leg. When i get back to MUM's and tell her this embarrassing story...she replies.."I saw it when you left" and busts out into laughter....... |
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| Posted 2 months ago jdso403 says ...
YES BUT DID U LOOK LIKE A POODLE........................LMAO
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| Posted 2 months ago Sadly my Mother passed away on May 21, 2001 just 6 days prior to my oldest son's 1st birthday. When we found out she had cancer and was given 6 months to live, but she only lived 7 weeks after being diagnosed, we had planned on going to see her so she could at least spend one birthday with us. I miss her very much and loved her very much too. Mother's Day just isn't the same anymore. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." |
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| Posted 2 months ago jroger says ...
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| Posted 2 months ago trace1 says ...
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| Posted 2 months ago RexBolo911 says ...
Well...it was Ocotober 12th 1973....and she took me to a Hospital......got up on a operating table....and......
gave birth to me!
lol. "With realization of one's own potential and self-confidence in one's ability, one can build a better world. " |
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| Posted 2 months ago jdso403 says ...
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| Posted 2 months ago My Mom is a MOST UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL!!!! She has always been there for me and backed me in anything I tried. The thing she did that most embarassed me was calling the Chief Deputy when I didn't get promoted and screaming him out about that! I wanted to crawl under a rock. I'm happy she loves me that much, but sometimes, she needs to just chill!!!
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| Posted 2 months ago My mother contracted red measles when she was two and they made their way into her ears. They ended up bursting her eardrums (this was in 1941), so she lost complete hearing in one ear and only has 10% hearing in the other. Because of this, she learned to read lips. When I was 16 we were riding down the road and stopped at a red light. (I had no clue what was going on). A young man and woman pulled up beside us in a little car (both around 19 or 20) and the guy looked over at my mom and told his girlfriend, "Watch me have some fun with this old broad." The girlfriend giggled and said, "Oh, Brad...you are sooo bad." He then motioned for my mom to roll her window down and she did. He smiled at her and said, "Hey Baby, you sure were good the other night." My mom just clapped her hands and starting yelling at him "Brad, omg, what happened? I woke up and you were gone and I have been trying to call you every since. Brad...Brad...I am so glad I found you again." My mom had read both their lips. The girl jumps out in the middle of the intersection and starts yelling at this guy at the top of her lungs, pointing at our car...."How dare you! She's like my grandmother's age! I can't believe you." Cars all around us our honking and yelling for us to go. I am slinking down in the seat, not having a clue what is going on. Mom just waves at the guy, smiles and pulls off. I was so embarrassed about everyone staring at us. But after hearing the story, I couldn't quit laughing. I love my Mom! A woman is like a tea bag - You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Velcro911 says ...
OMG That's too funny “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway”
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| Posted 2 months ago There were many, but what I remember most I was 14 and she was teaching me to drive and how to park she was so busy talking to me when she pull out of the parking spot that she had show me how to pull in she hit a Patrol Car wish mom was still with us but she was needed somewere else Only god knows his plans for all of us and why we might meet in life |
...thanx Mum!!!!!