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My motive for this group is hopefully to be able to help out more. If you have any question, a problem, or something you feel that needs to be looked into, don’t hesitate to ask or post it. If I can help I will, if not I will send you to someone that will be able to. Also if I do something that you questioned, please ask I will tell you my reasons. If I make a mistake I hope you all will tell me or put me in check…

Thanks for excellent advice. I have not been obtaining my career goals for quite sometime now.

Genius!!!

Thanks for the invite...and that's a good idea....later...Aaron

Excellent!! Thanks Clover!! 

Thanks Clover!!!!! and Thanks for all you have helped me with already!!!

Ok, let's see how good you really are Clover, I have some questions that I think we all have the right to know and deserve an answer too!!!!!!!  Let's see if you can straighten them out or maybe get TheSarge or Chris Cosgriff to get on here and give us an honest answer finally.  So here goes:

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1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg??

2. How do they get the jelly in the donut and why does it stay in there?

3. When a cow laughs does milk come out it's nose?

4. Why does sour cream have an expiration date if it's already sour?

5. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

6. Why are they called APARTments when they are all bunched together?

7. If nothing sticks to Teflon then how does Teflon stick to the pan?

8. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

9. If the little black boxes on airplanes indestructable, why don't they make planes out of the same substance?

10.  Why do they sterilize needles for a lethal injection?

11. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

12. When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?   

and last but not least......

13.  Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

I think it is time the 3 of you start being honest and give us the answers we have all been looking for!!!!!!

LMFAO, good ones.  I agree with most except #5 and #8, no umbilical cord means no belly button and if they can't see they better not be using the drive-up ATM.......LOL.  Thanks for the laughs, I didn't expect to actually see any answers come back.  Excuse me while I wipe the tears out of my eyes.

Clover says ...

Ah you underestimated me… As for #8 who says their husband, wife, friend, or parent don't drive them up to the ATM and then they get out of the car and use it? (Yea the hard way to do things) LOL and by the way you're welcome for the laugh...

Damn blinds, always holding up the ATM drive thru line!!!   Oh I know right now some of you are cringing and yelling "Politically Incorrect".   Don't worry, their blind, they can't read this!!!!

Just joined here... thanks for having me.  I was reading the threads , trying to catch up, and .... Clover, I thought the Chicken came first?   Now I am just confused!   (lol)