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Troll Cook Book now were getting there but we still need more give them up

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Squirralgun_sq50_max50

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Time to have some fun lets put togather a Troll Cook Book ,tell how do you like yours


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Squirralgun_sq50_max50

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I forgot to put mine in ,Roasted over a open Fire


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Whit_shark_of_isla_guadalupe_max50

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How about Kentucky Fried Troll

Tr_1_max50

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Lots of tabasco sauce!

Squirralgun_sq50_max50

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C_Repine says ...



How about Kentucky Fried Troll



Sounds good


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Pee_on_ut2_max50

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I like them soaked in moonshine for about 24hrs then cooked over a open flame! they make a pretty blue flame!

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mshort says ...



I like them soaked in moonshine for about 24hrs then cooked over a open flame! they make a pretty blue flame!



Right ON!!

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De-boned...de-veined and skinless!

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Hear they taste like chicken

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mshort says ...



I like them soaked in moonshine for about 24hrs then cooked over a open flame! they make a pretty blue flame!



UMMM... the good ole home grown.

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dbab116 says ...



Hear they taste like chicken



They say everything tastes like chicken.

Pissed_off_puss_max50

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1. Boil them until their feather comes off


2.  Soak them in family marinade for 48 hours(leave enough room in top of pot so they can breath)


3.  Skewer them from @sshole to the back of the neck


4.  Place on fire and listen to them scream until they die(usually takes an hour or so so have a beer and celebrate)


5.  Once dead pull them off the fire, drain the blood for the next family marinade, gut them and place back on fire.


6.  Marinate every 30 minutes ( the troll will dry out quickly if you don't marinate) until done (takes about 12 hours) enjoy.


I personally preferred lots of hot sauce.  It ensure the evils spirits do not take me over!


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Tj_hooker_flame_chase_max50

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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

Breaded with Wasabi sauce!!!!!!

Flageagle_normal_max50

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I'm thinking skinless and broiled in a lemon pepper sauce.


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Skinless, tenderized with a mallet, then grilled (charcoal ONLY). While grilling, baste with Famous Dave's Devil's Spit BBQ sauce.


This is some funny shit!

Whit_shark_of_isla_guadalupe_max50

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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Good!

Dawndive_004_max50

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I'm old school like boot camp all over again, lots of salt and ketchup

Whit_shark_of_isla_guadalupe_max50

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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

How about some good ol' Tabasco?

Badge1_max50

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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

How's about BBQ TROLL or TROLL fritters with Apple sauce........Yum, Yum......

Marvin_martian_max50

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Skinless, tenderized with a mallet, then grilled (charcoal ONLY). While grilling, baste with Famous Dave's Devil's Spit BBQ sauce.



Mmmmmmm, Famous Dave's Devil's Spit.  Now that's a conniseuer's sauce!  I like their Texas Pit, too, but the Devil's Spit has some real bite to it.  Good troll sauce!


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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

You gotta use hot sauce to drown out the funky taste!!  They also stink while cooking!!

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You gotta use hot sauce to drown out the funky taste!!  They also stink while cooking!!

Squirralgun_sq50_max50

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Well all these sound good but we need many more before we have a cookbook please keep them coming


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Marvin_martian_max50

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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

OK, how's this?


1. Skin Troll, dead or alive.  Makes no difference.


2.  Place Troll on asphalt shingle and cover with 10w-30 motor oil.


3.  Put shingle with Troll in oven.


4.  Bake at 400 degrees for 2 1/2 hours.


5.  Remove from oven.


6.  Throw away Troll.


7.  Eat shingle.


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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

Catch Fresh Troll


Knock the horns off


Wipe it's @ss


Skewer with 5 foot spit


Slow roast for 24 hours till meat falls of the bones


Throw meat and bones out


Repeat as often as needed.


 


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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

I like it at the local hibachi place. The chef dices it, tosses pieces for you to catch in your mouth and makes fun of them in Japanese! It a fun time out for the entire family!


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Squirralgun_sq50_max50

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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

Man these are all sounding so gooood I can't wait to try them all but I still need more to put a book togather I know some of you are holding back not wanting to share with the rest of us come on give them up


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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

MIcrowaveable Trolls, come in regular and extra crispy, but you must use extra hotsauce or hot salsa


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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

Here I am trying to lose weight and ya'll are making me hungry.


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Rated 0 | Posted 3 months ago

 

trolls pop when you put them in the microwave!!!!

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