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Cropedpressrex2_max160_max50

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Posted 2 months ago

 

This question is for the guys. 


With the multitude of chick-flicks coming out during the summer months,

 

What are your strategic plans and excuses?

  

Especially, how are you planning on getting out of going to see “Sex In The City” with your significant other?

 

Hurry! Time is running out.

 


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What can I do Rex?

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OT....sorry gotta work

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I got extremely lucky.  I talked my wife's best female friend into going with her.

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I do not have a significant other, thus I should be pretty good..  Plus working and class ought to keep me clear..  My rule on chick flicks is simple, just say "NO.."  When she insists, remind her that "NO MEANS NO.."


I want to find the driver(s) at the front of the traffic jam and have their license(s) revoked. Then make them ride the bus until they promise never to hold the rest of us up again.

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This one is simple fellas, just tell her u r going 2 the shoe sale at Dillards that is going on at the same time of the movie!!!!!  U r so welcome, now pay up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  hee hee


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Rex, I think you should actually go with her to "Sex in the City".  I think that it will make for a nice evening later.

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Avenger2354 says ...



Rex, I think you should actually go with her to "Sex in the City".  I think that it will make for a nice evening later.



Rex knows nothing about being nice....................lmao


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My strategy was to find a fiance who likes action movies more then chick-flicks. She thinks the guys look like pansies in those movies.


Life is not cherries. It's roses with thorns. It may sting getting to the prize but in the end it is worth it.

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RexBolo911 says ...



This question is for the guys. 


With the multitude of chick-flicks coming out during the summer months,

 

What are your strategic plans and excuses?

  

Especially, how are you planning on getting out of going to see “Sex In The City” with your significant other?

 

Hurry! Time is running out.

 


Convince her it would be nice for a girls night out with our daughter!


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I'm lucky, My wife hates chick flicks and loves Horror movies

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Hey guys, I appreciate all the PMs suggesting I should call in a bomb threat or commit arson in the movie theater the night before. The dumping of a body and turning it into a crime scene is a classic idea, but a little to risky for me. I was looking to reasonable suggestions.     


BOLO 911

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jroger says ...



This one is simple fellas, just tell her u r going 2 the shoe sale at Dillards that is going on at the same time of the movie!!!!!  U r so welcome, now pay up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  hee hee



I rather go to the shoe show, you know that establishment we all frequent that the ladies only wear shoes.


BOLO 911

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Avenger2354 says ...



Rex, I think you should actually go with her to "Sex in the City".  I think that it will make for a nice evening later.



And where do I find others like you? lol


"Justice is truth in action." -- Joseph Joubert

Polar_bear_max50

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thankx for the ideas, I'll use them on my husband when he wants to see Speed Racer   LOL


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freezerburn says ...



thankx for the ideas, I'll use them on my husband when he wants to see Speed Racer   LOL



Wow thanks for that tought freezerburn! I had not thought of it like that but yeah Speed Racer is one on my hubby's "HAVE TO SEE" list.


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yeah......................I think I'd rather gouge out my eye with a hot poker than see one more version of that crap


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I'm by no means a click flick kind of person. Some are nice every so often. But Speed Racer just doesn't look the least bit interesting.


"Justice is truth in action." -- Joseph Joubert

Polar_bear_max50

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BUMP, no chick flicks for me either.....just give me the ROCK.......he does'nt have to say anything................in fact it's better if he does'nt..........just give him a couple guns, take his shirt, and keep rolling.....................


 


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Rex,


My wife also doesn't like "chick flicks".  Is she (your S/0) dead set on seeing the movie version of "Sex and the City", or would she consider waiting until it comes out on DVD when the cost of viewing it would be considerably less?


That's too much like intelligence!!!

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freezerburn says ...



BUMP, no chick flicks for me either.....just give me the ROCK.......he does'nt have to say anything................in fact it's better if he does'nt..........just give him a couple guns, take his shirt, and keep rolling.....................


 



Or Daniel Craig.......I can't wait until the next James Bond movie comes out


"Justice is truth in action." -- Joseph Joubert

Polar_bear_max50

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aaaaawwwww, but Pierce Brosnan was the SHIZNACK as Bond!


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freezerburn says ...



aaaaawwwww, but Pierce Brosnan was the SHIZNACK as Bond!



He was good but I like Daniel Craig better!


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4006742807_max50

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And Rex, sorry about us women hijacking your topic here! lol


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hehehe....drool....couldn't resist....


done now, you can have thread back, really, got to go home.......


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Act like you really want to go because one of the actresses is sooo hot!  That'll change her mind.  LOL!

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Sheepdog267 says ...



Act like you really want to go because one of the actresses is sooo hot!  That'll change her mind.  LOL!



Some women might like that. lol


"Justice is truth in action." -- Joseph Joubert

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RexBolo911 says ...



jroger says ...



This one is simple fellas, just tell her u r going 2 the shoe sale at Dillards that is going on at the same time of the movie!!!!!  U r so welcome, now pay up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  hee hee



I rather go to the shoe show, you know that establishment we all frequent that the ladies only wear shoes.


Y yes i do Rexy, were u not banned from those establishments?!!!!  lol



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Plain, simple and straight forward. I won't watch them! Plenty of other things to do like wash and wax the truck...


"Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." - George S. Patton

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