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Question:

How do you tell the difference between a Canadian Police Officer,

an Australian Police Officer, and an American Police Officer?



Pose the following question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small



children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around

the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and

charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have

mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.



What do you do?



CANADIAN POLICE OFFICERS

Answer:  (Immediate thought processes)



Is the knife a ceremonial kirpan?



Does he prefer to communicate in English or French?

Will this negatively impact my chances of promotion?

Is this just his way of telling me that he pays my wages, and  wants my job?

Would this be an appropriate time to hug him and sing Koombaya?

Will the media do a profile of him and how he was loved by everyone

including his dog?

Is the alleged "client" a member of the NDP or an Environmental Group?

Is he just a squeegee kid / pan handler trying to make a living on the mean

streets?

Is he a member of a gang that is just "misunderstood" by society?

Is he a recent illegal immigrant to this country, and just doesn't know how

to approach the police?

Is he recently released on parole and hasn't been properly integrated back

into the community?

Is he a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome, and just doesn't understand what

he is doing?

Is he a member of the Muslim community or other visible minority group?

Warn and Charter him as he approaches.



AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS



Answer: BANG!



AMERICAN OFFICERS



Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click....



(Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.



 

thats good 

You are missing the third set of bangs.....I carry at least 3 mags.

HAHA

LOL

That's pretty damn funny....but very true.

And when Al Sharpton shows up, reload and "bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, click" again!

Stalker975 says ...

Great

Hey Stalker975:

Glad you liked it, we do have a tendency to laugh at our selves up North a lot,  and everything is soooo true.  Damn illegals have more rights than a LEO!!  :-(

sgtdemanda says ...

As a Canadian I take offense...then laugh really hard and say "Shit...it's TRUE!"....doh

Hey I'm a Canuck too.......... and you Know IT IS TRUE!!!  Especially in BC and Ontario!!  LOL!!!  I'm just glad I wasn't involved in the taser controversey at RICHMOND DETACHMENT!!!!  Fly the friendly skies!!!  :-)  ;-)

PSDIVER says ...

deputy_dawg_16 says ...

You are missing the third set of bangs.....I carry at least 3 mags.

Hey deputy_dawg:

I would carry a third also, IF we didn't have budget cuts, AND the fear of a Federal election being called!!!!!   :-)  :-)  LOL!!!!

10-4.....same crap different country,,,eh!