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Best saying you saw on a Police T-shirt
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Posted 2 months ago What is the best funny saying you saw on a police t-shirt??? I feel like a crouton in a white trash salad!!! |
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| Posted 2 months ago POLICE-Lay flat on your back and spread'em BEER POLICE-You have the right to remain silent, and watch me drink your beer |
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| Posted 2 months ago next person that makes a doughnut joke gets shot |
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| Posted 2 months ago BOMB TECH If you see me running, try to keep up |
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| Posted 2 months ago swabhudson says ...
Thats GREAT! |
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| Posted 2 months ago In God we trust, all others get searched. Welcome to the Elkhart County Bed & Breakfast. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Justice: Regular or Extra-Crispy (with a picture of "the chair") Patrolman in Fla got busted by his captain a few years back for wearing that one UNDER his uniform shirt. No sense of humor. Go out today and preach the gospel, and if you must, use words. St. Francis of Assisi |
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| Posted 2 months ago 1. Hey Im working on a case. With a guy drinking beer with a case of beer next to him. 2. My personal favorite right now..... B.D.R.T Baby Daddy Removal Team on the back and the initials on front with handcuffs. You should see peoples faces when I wear it....HAHAHAHA
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| Posted 2 months ago On a canine shirt; Donate blood today; RUN. Beyond fatigue lies compensatory hypertrophy |
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| Posted 2 months ago HOMICIDE DIV. My day begins when your day ends. |
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| Posted 2 months ago CRIME DOSEN'T PAY But neither does police work. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Front reads: POLICE OFFICER Back reads: "I'm kicking names and taking ass............no wait" Get a Glock and loose the nickel plated sissy pistol
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| Posted 2 months ago When i was working off-duty at the Mall, I bought the "things you don't say to a police officer" shirt. I wore it sooo much, it damn near fell apart! I still have the old shirt that says 'Code Naked, Law Enforcement. Now Up against the wall and spread them." |
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| Posted 2 months ago Because of my work I am always in plain clothes, but the first felony arrest I made I wore a shirt that says.... You have the right to remain silent (on the front) and Yeah that's right...you got punked (on the back) N/A |
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| Posted 2 months ago ROFLOL, where do you buy these...?????? |
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| Posted 2 months ago BE safe, take a cop to bed! and I fight what you fear! |
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| Posted 2 months ago Human trash collector. ( above a pair of handcuffs ) |
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| Posted 2 months ago has a picture of a TASER with a TASER-CAM attached and below it says
"SO, YOU WERN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG????? LETS GO TO THE VIDEO!!" |
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| Posted 2 months ago Palmes says ...
Spencers at the Mall, or any novelty store that sells funny t-shirts. Check the net also. |
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| Posted 2 months ago One of the very best ever saw was a T-shirt LAPD was selling after the Symbionese Liberation Army shootout in May 74. It showed a 7 headed Hydra with all the heads completely shot to hell and the legend: LAPD 7 A$$holes 0 If you don't remember the event, it's hard to describe and I was there. "I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened!" - Mark Twain - |
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| Posted 2 months ago Palmes says ...
try threadless.com has many great shirts not just LE |
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| Posted 2 months ago "Take No Guff, Cut No Slack, Hook'em, Book'em and Don't Look Back!" |
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| Posted 2 months ago "Boys on the Hood" Pic had two gangbangers jacked up on the hood of a patrol car with two officers. |
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| Posted 2 months ago "Badges? I don't got no badges! I don't need no stinkin' badges!" |
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| Posted 2 months ago SWAT T-shirt 'Happiness is getting the green light!" |
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| Posted 2 months ago LA County Jail T-shirt: "Gray bar motel- Admission free" |
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| Posted 2 months ago WesternLawman says ...
I remember an old Chicago PD shirt with the "Boys on the Hood" stuff on it and all the Chicago street gang symbols under it upside down. I feel like a crouton in a white trash salad!!! |
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| Posted 2 months ago "Never Question Authority" Pic has two officers making felony car stop. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Coroner's T-shirt "You hack'em, we stack'em!" |
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| Posted 2 months ago Chicago PD had another shirt made during the Democratic National Convention in the 90's
WE KICKED YOUR DAD'S A$$ IN 68, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT WE DO TO YOU NOW! I feel like a crouton in a white trash salad!!! |



