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Best saying you saw on a Police T-shirt

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Dog_k9_003_max50

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What is the best funny saying you saw on a police t-shirt???


I feel like a crouton in a white trash salad!!!

St-michael-overwhelming-the-demon-1_max50

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POLICE-Lay flat on your back and spread'em


BEER POLICE-You have the right to remain silent, and watch me drink your beer

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next person that makes a doughnut joke gets shot

End_of_the_rainbow_max50

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BOMB TECH          If you see me running, try to keep up

St-michael-overwhelming-the-demon-1_max50

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swabhudson says ...



next person that makes a doughnut joke gets shot



Thats GREAT!

Punisher_max50

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In God we trust, all others get searched.


Welcome to the Elkhart County Bed & Breakfast.

Marvin_martian_max50

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Justice:  Regular or Extra-Crispy   (with a picture of "the chair") Patrolman in Fla got busted by his captain a few years back for wearing that one UNDER his uniform shirt.  No sense of humor.


Go out today and preach the gospel, and if you must, use words. St. Francis of Assisi

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1.  Hey Im working on a case.  With a guy drinking beer with a case of beer next to him. 


2.  My personal favorite right now.....  B.D.R.T   Baby Daddy Removal Team  on the back and the initials on front with handcuffs. 


      You should see peoples faces when I wear it....HAHAHAHA


 


 

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On a canine shirt; Donate blood today; RUN.


Beyond fatigue lies compensatory hypertrophy

Newpatch_max50

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HOMICIDE DIV.  My day begins when your day ends.

Newpatch_max50

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CRIME DOSEN'T PAY


But neither does police work.

G_s_e__-_russ_small_square_max50

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Front reads:


POLICE OFFICER


Back reads:


"I'm kicking names and taking ass............no wait"


Get a Glock and loose the nickel plated sissy pistol
Sometimes there is justice.Sometimes there is just us.

Texas_max50

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When i was working off-duty at the Mall, I bought the "things you don't say to a police officer" shirt. I wore it sooo much, it damn near fell apart!


I still have the old shirt that says 'Code Naked, Law Enforcement. Now Up against the wall and spread them."

Dock_max50

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Because of my work I am always in plain clothes, but the first felony arrest I made I wore a shirt that says....


You have the right to remain silent (on the front) and


Yeah that's right...you got punked (on the back)


N/A

Mixed_400_max50

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ROFLOL, where do you buy these...??????

Clemons_cropped_max50

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BE safe, take a cop to bed!


and  I fight what you fear!

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Human trash collector. ( above a pair of handcuffs )

Header_9907a_normal_max50

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has a picture of a TASER with a TASER-CAM attached and below it says


 


"SO, YOU WERN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG?????


LETS GO TO THE VIDEO!!"

Texas_max50

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Palmes says ...



ROFLOL, where do you buy these...??????



Spencers at the Mall, or any novelty store that sells funny t-shirts. Check the net also.

Rcdep_max50

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One of the very best ever saw was a T-shirt LAPD was selling after the Symbionese Liberation Army shootout in May 74.


It showed a 7 headed Hydra with all the heads completely shot to hell and the legend:


LAPD 7


A$$holes 0


If you don't remember the event, it's hard to describe and I was there.


"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened!" - Mark Twain -

S31400183_31916110_1902_max50

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Palmes says ...



ROFLOL, where do you buy these...??????



try threadless.com  has many great shirts  not just LE

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"Take No Guff, Cut No Slack, Hook'em, Book'em and Don't Look Back!"

Chief_dan_max50

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"Boys on the Hood"  Pic had two gangbangers jacked up on the hood of a patrol car with two officers. 

Chief_dan_max50

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"Badges?  I don't got no badges!  I don't need no stinkin' badges!"

Chief_dan_max50

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SWAT T-shirt 'Happiness is getting the green light!"

Chief_dan_max50

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LA County Jail T-shirt: "Gray bar motel- Admission free"

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WesternLawman says ...



"Boys on the Hood"  Pic had two gangbangers jacked up on the hood of a patrol car with two officers. 


I remember an old Chicago PD shirt with the "Boys on the Hood" stuff on it and all the Chicago street gang symbols under it upside down.


I feel like a crouton in a white trash salad!!!

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"Never Question Authority"  Pic has two officers making felony car stop. 

Chief_dan_max50

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Coroner's T-shirt "You hack'em, we stack'em!"

Dog_k9_003_max50

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Chicago PD had another shirt made during the Democratic National Convention in the 90's


 


WE KICKED YOUR DAD'S A$$ IN 68, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT WE DO TO YOU NOW!


I feel like a crouton in a white trash salad!!!

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