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Posted 2 months ago

CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the

screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at

the same time you do !!

“Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway”
“Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”
“If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”
~ John Wayne ~

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

ROFL!!! Why am I NOT surprised!

"Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." - George S. Patton

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

Classic!! Wonder how it'll go over since some people at gas stations aren't 18..

I want to find the driver(s) at the front of the traffic jam and have their license(s) revoked. Then make them ride the bus until they promise never to hold the rest of us up again.

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

LOL

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

This makes me feel a little better but are they going to charge per view?

BOLO 911

Slow down, buckle up and get that phone out of your ear!!!

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

this is great but look at the long lines

Only god knows his plans for all of us and why we might meet in life

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Getting stiffed at the pumps."

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

LOL

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

My gas station attendent will point a gun at you while you gas your car so it will feal like a real robbery

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Sheepdog267 says ...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Getting stiffed at the pumps."

LMAO

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bigrobmc says ...

Classic!! Wonder how it'll go over since some people at gas stations aren't 18..

Well I'm sure that there are a lot of the under 18 crowd that already knows how to....

... work the pumps...

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

Great, now I have to wait in line and pay high prices.

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Sheepdog267 says ...

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Getting stiffed at the pumps."

Okay! THAT was good!

I have made many mistakes in my life.....so I have learned many valuable lessons!

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

No PEE WEE Hermans aloud. Only in this country would you find "porn at the pumps". Hey thats a good catch phrase. LOL I love this place.

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Rated +1 | Posted 2 months ago

Movies like "Debbie Does Opec", "Give it to Me in the Gas", and "Between Iraq and a Hard Place".

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bigrobmc says ...

Classic!! Wonder how it'll go over since some people at gas stations aren't 18..

Would make any difference from what they see on prime time tv or the evening news already?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-Albert Einstein

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Rated 0 | Posted 2 months ago

ALL OF THE ABOVE...sure beats a banana in your tail pipe (AXEL FOLEY)....also beats having a foley.....lol....

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