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This is for all you hippy liberal tards who think that tasers and firearms should be illegal...

Hippopotamus' kill 200+ people a year, maybe they should be illegal...

Approximately 150 people are killed every year by falling coconuts.... coconuts too?

Each year, 350 people drown in their bathtubs.... no more baths (I'm sure you hippies don't mind)

It is estimated that about 500 deaths per year are caused by aspirin.... damn this headache

About 40 people (children) per year die by drowning in 5-gallon water pails... I guess we'll have to switch to one gallon pails then

Approximately 50 children in the US are killed every year by their cribs... the baby can sleep on the floor

Every year, more than 2,000 children in the U.S. are killed by their parents or guardians either through abuse or neglect... forget having a baby parenting should be illegal too

More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed product... south paws are screwed

13 people are killed each year by vending machine's falling on them... dang no more doritos and Mt. Dew

 

This is just the tip of the Iceberg (yeah they kill people too).  That means worldwide more than 5,803 people, young and old, are killed by everyday items each year.  Get over yourselves liberals, you have no idea what you're talking about.

I heard about a guy who stabbed his brother to death with a pork chop bone. I guess we must outlaw pork chops as well. LOL.

OK, The vending machine thing, that is just natural selection. Most of those tards are trying to tilt the machine to steal products.

gas prices need to be outlawed

add cheese to the list.....i know a guy who killed his brother n law over a slice of cheese.

what about pretzels? one almost took out the president once lol

How bout earthquakes?  They've been killin lots lately. 

Damn hippies! Great post.

redcivic927 says ...

what about pretzels? one almost took out the president once lol

NO BIG LOSS

what about sharp pointy objects?

Very  interesting post but they missed one other thing that should be on the list because they're deadly.............BADGE BUNNIES!!! (I'm thinking social diseases here folks!!  :-))

I've investigated many homicides and one thing in common.......People kill people.  Let's outlaw people next..... after cheese of course.

Momma always told me that it was dangerous to run with scissors, yet here I am, 54 years down the road, with several scissors scattered around the house, and still got all my parts.  Now toothpicks......that's one dangerous piece of wood that needs banning.

OK a new list

1.cheese

2.toothpicks

3. people

4. Skateboards