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IRISH JUSTICE!!!!!!! :-)
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Posted about 1 month ago Decent working taxpayers, does this cheer you up a little?This is a true story happened recently in Craigavon, Northern Ireland.
An off duty prison officer was in his local Easons buying a fishing magazine. He was approached from behind by a recently released prisoner who called him a screw ******* and threatened to cut his throat. What the criminal didn't see was the prison officers wife who was standing a little to the side. Hearing the threats she promptly picked up a wooden book stand and proceded to batter the head off the little thug. Staff called the police who were on patrol in the shopping centre and attended quickly. When the criminal tried to complain to the police that he had been brutally assaulted the wise old peeler told him, "You're not in jail any more son. you don't have any human rights out here, just like all the good people you've robbed through the years. Now f**k off before I arrest you for threats to kill." This is a true story and I hope it cheers you up as much as it did me. PSDIVER I'm certainly glad you know the Chief of Police Sir!! At least you know somebody that can post your bail!!!! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Ahhhhh.....does my heart good to hear such things. Am Irish, Scottish and Danish Viking myself. Its just the sort of thing what puts a smile on my face and i think to myself. "Yes, the Old Testement WarGod is watching, and pleased with his children." BOONDOCK SAINTS BABY!!
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| Posted about 1 month ago AHHHH that please's the irish soul in me, what a dumb dumb man, he's lucky neither one of them were carrying a gun As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil...b/c I'm the baddest, meanest MoFo in the whole damn valley! No sacrifice, NO VICTORY! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago PSDIVER, thanks a million for making my day! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago southernguns says ...
AAAAhhhh!!!! Ditto here!!! :) |
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| Posted about 1 month ago To bad nobody really put the boots to him. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago they needed to do an irish jig on his head too!!! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Whaen Oirish eyes are smilin'... "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Thanks. You just brightened my day. All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, then it may be a troll doing an impression of a duck. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Sure and it does my Irish Cop heart good to read such an uplifting tale of stupidity with a heavy dose of "not here my boy" (Whack, whack, whack, whack!). Kudos to that brave little Lass with the great swing.
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| Posted about 1 month ago
OUTSTANDING! I respectfully request Nikk and Henry be brought back as moderators please. PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Says softly in his Irish Brogue....... awwwww, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, .....such a wonderful outpourin of support for good and wholesome vigilante justice is ...its... its gonna make me cry. Im gonna have a Guinness and toss back another prayer to the WarGod (read shot of whiskey). I just feel so warm and fu%in fuzzy inside. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Ah laddie, hit him once for me! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago AAIII...I SAYZ WE AL"AGO DOWNE TO McCAULEY'S IRISH PUB FOR A MUG OF DARK THICK ALE'....we shal'a sing OH DANNY BOY to the top of a'our pipes an'a meander into de village and BLOW SOME'EN UP......HEY HEY IRISH EYES bleed blood for IRISH EYES GONE....HEY HEY |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Nothing better in life than a good wife! Red blooded right wing Christian, anti-hippie nutjob. Any questions? An unarmed man is a subject, not a citizen. Protect your rights, carry a gun responsibly. Do your civic duty, support the death penality for politicians! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago southernguns says ...
To be sure, I'll second that boyo!!!!!! |
As a prison officer in dublin i can relate to this story,both on and off duty!It gave me quiet a laugh reading your article.Like our police force,prison officers are unarmed both on and off duty,the only thing we carry is a deadly sense of humour!I showed my girlfriend your article and have instructed her that if a situation like this ever happens,to go to the section on tax law and fire of a few volumes at the scrote in question,if the weight of pure useless content does no injury,it might just bore him to death,providing he can read! Yours most appreciativly,Nallsie.
