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You know you are over 40 when.....
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Posted 4 months ago We were born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and The Pill. We were born before radar, credit cards, split atoms, lazer beams, and ballpoint pens. Before pantihose, dishwashers, clothes dryers, electric blankets, air conditioners, drip-dry clothes and before man walked on the moon. We got married first and then lived together. How quaint can you be? We were before house-husbands, gay rights, computer dating, dual careers, and computer marriages. We were before day-care centers, group therapy and nursing homes. We never heard of FM radio, tape decks, electric typewriters, artificial hearts, wordprocessors, yogurt, and guys wearing earrings. For us, time sharing meant togetherness, not computers or condominiums. A "chip" meant a piece of wood; hardware meant hardware, and software wasn't even a word. In 1940, "Made in Japan" meant junk and the term "making out" referred to how you did on your exam. Pizzas, "MacDonald's" and instant coffee were unheard of. You could buy ice cream cones for a nickel or a dime. For one nickel you could ride a street car, make a phone call, buy a Pepsi, or enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? A pity, too, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In our day, cigarette smoking was fashionable. We were certainly not before the difference between the sexes was discovered, but we were surely before the sex change; we made do with what we had. And we were the last generation that was so dumb as to think you needed a husband to have a baby. So, if you are over 40 you remember......if you are under 40 you don't believe it.......I'm certainly glad you know the Chief of Police Sir!! At least you know somebody that can post your bail!!!! |
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| Posted 4 months ago I remember playing with He Man figures when I was a kid! HEHE |
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| Posted 4 months ago I remember when GI Joe was just a little guy (about the size of HE-Man)! I also remember everything in the initial post... |
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| Posted 4 months ago You had to remind me didn't you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motorcops Even Scare Other Cops! |
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| Posted 4 months ago charlie914 says ...
Oh yeah I played with some GI Joes too! The little ones of course. I don't think I've ever even seen a Barbie size GI Joe. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Flerd says ...
Yeah... He had a kewl tank and an F-14 LOL!!! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Of course I have to pick on you old(er) guys. In 12 more years ( just a couple years shy of being half my life) I will be calling myself old and asking the other old guys, "do you remember when...?". |
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| Posted 4 months ago My first home computer was a Radio Shack TRS-80 with 512kb of memory. The Internet as we know it today did not exist at the time... |
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| Posted 4 months ago charlie914 says ...
Are you talking about the old school ones?
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| Posted 4 months ago charlie914 says ...
And I though 512 mb was small! My first home computer was a Speak and Spell. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Flerd says ...
Yep! Those were the ones! I think he also had an attack helicopter.... |
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| Posted 4 months ago Flerd says ...
My first computer was an abacus. Motorcops Even Scare Other Cops! |
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| Posted 4 months ago irishdm says ...
roflmao, Thats a funny word! What is that? j/k I think the Japanese still teach their children how to use an abacus. |
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| Posted 4 months ago irishdm says ...
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| Posted 4 months ago NOw I do remember in 4th or 5th being introduced to using a calculator but not being able to use it on school work. By the time I made it to middle school scientific calculators were required in algebra
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| Posted 4 months ago Flerd says ...
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| Posted 4 months ago charlie914 says ...
It's a lost art. I wish I could do math without a caclulator. LED's-lol it must have been huge! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Flerd says ...
Actually it was new technology then. Texas Instruments was selling them like crazy for about $50.00 a piece as I recall... |
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| Posted 4 months ago
I don't guess it was too big at all.
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| Posted 4 months ago Alright I've had fun. Iwill get back on this in a little while. I've got to take my big fat 90# yellow lab to the groomers. Wish me luck. |
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| Posted 4 months ago I was wrong... It was the TI-55... Not the TI-50 that had LEDs....
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| Posted 4 months ago charlie914 says ...
Man thats nuts |
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| Posted 4 months ago I believe it was the ti-85 we used even though I never learn how to. |
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| Posted 4 months ago And there are those of us who are over sixty, I remember all that and Howdy Doody too. We are all crazy. It is just a matter of degree. |
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| Posted 4 months ago I remember the landing on the moon and telephones that you "dialed". Does anyone remember how big the Bicentennial celebration was? All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, then it may be a troll doing an impression of a duck. |
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| Posted 4 months ago
N4 I remember rotary phones, barely but I do. |
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| Posted 4 months ago charlie914 says ...
charlie, I remember the TRS-80, had one myself, it played off of a cassette. |
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| Posted 4 months ago I remember Lassie as a pup....................................and there were only two Waltons saying goodnight.. Utrinque Paratus |
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| Posted 4 months ago I remember Sonny AND Cher! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Calculator, acu%$#@ what the ? I used a stone tablet and a stick Fred Flintstone was my neighbor! |






The TI-50 was the first US-built slimline scientifical calculator from Texas Instruments. It used a low-power CMOS integrated circuit manufactured by TI instead the Toshiba circuit in the previous 


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