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If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'







Delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase

everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete

anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It

demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It

reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on

your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any

CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto

dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix

antifreeze into your fish tank.



IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?



It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table

when you are expecting company.



It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with

Rogaine. If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98

environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your

hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.



It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your

mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk

with whole milk.



***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***



And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds,

you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot

straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will

ignite the person nearest you.



Send this warning to everyone!



THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having

SEX!!!



And look at you - you're on the computer

 

chaplainkeppy says ...

SEO says ...

If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'







Delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase

everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete

anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It

demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It

reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on

your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any

CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto

dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix

antifreeze into your fish tank....

 

This virus will also make your dryer eat socks!!!!!! 

It will put colored glass in your recycle bin RIGHT IN WITH THE CLEAR GLASS!!!!

It will track mud on your carpet and make your cat throw up hairballs!!!

If it is too late, and this virus already has a grip on your life, let me know, I'll put you on my parish prayer list.

Oh, the horror!

LMAO! Good one, Chappy