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How the fight started

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Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly

the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you

just-get-sooo-stressed... and life...sometimes life seems like...suddenly

funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out

of his car and I get out of my car.

He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me.

Right up close to me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I looked

down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?'



.... And that's when the fight started.

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ROFL!!!! That was too funny!!
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I start to giggle about half way through............and by the end I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself!   GREAT joke!!!  THANK YOU!


WONDERFUL way to start the day!

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ROTFLMAO!!! That's great!
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Nice
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Nice haha
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Nice one!

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I think I pee'd a little (no not really but it was that funny)

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It's not what you said, it how you said it - you were "short" with him.
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GREAT...now I gotta put up with height jokes here, too?

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