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Thought for Today
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Posted 5 months ago If you think life is a bed of roses, which part have you been sleeping on? Next We are all crazy. It is just a matter of degree. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Things are always at their blackest just before they go pitch black.... I'm not "really" a troll....I just love changing my avatar... because...
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| Posted 5 months ago That light at the end of the tunnel is just another train!! |
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| Posted 5 months ago I just passed my hearing test this morning, it was graded on a curve. The same way my teenagers listen to me! Certified wiseacre. Proudly serving since 1986.
Bring back Reagan and Patton....... |
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| Posted 5 months ago The trouble with people today is that they lack the power of conversation, but not the power of speech. A woman is like a tea bag - You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. |
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| Posted 5 months ago It is apparent to me that intelligence is not hereditary Broken By Faith Renewed By Sacrifice |
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| Posted 5 months ago Becareful of the toes you step on today as they may be connected to the @$$ you might have to kiss tomorrow Broken By Faith Renewed By Sacrifice |
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| Posted 5 months ago Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take - but by the moments that take our breath away." |
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| Posted 5 months ago Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take - but by the moments that take our breath away." |
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| Posted 5 months ago It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take - but by the moments that take our breath away." |
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| Posted 5 months ago Just because you aren't capable of managing your personal time better doesn't give you the right to violate the traffic laws. [My advice on vehicle stops] Don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things
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| Posted 5 months ago Behind every silver lining, there's a dark cloud. Closed Captioned for the thinking impaired. Go look it up, I'll wait. |
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| Posted 5 months ago No matter how bad your day goes you can always look forward to another Broken By Faith Renewed By Sacrifice |
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| Posted 5 months ago Psycho-nuts always shine brightest by the light of a full moon Don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things
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| Posted 5 months ago Be careful of the toes you may step on today, for they may be connected to the foot that is kicking your butt tomorrow!!!!!! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should. Go out today and preach the gospel, and if you must, use words. St. Francis of Assisi |
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| Posted 5 months ago A LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MINE I didn't do it, nobody saw me, can't prove nothin' |
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| Posted 5 months ago If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, then it may be a troll doing an impression of a duck. |
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| Posted 5 months ago It's better to be thought a fool then open your mouth and remove all doubt. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted 5 months ago A closed mouth gathers no foot. Slow down. Try to break one law at a time. I reject your reality and submit my own. |
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| Posted 5 months ago you can either agree with my opinion or be wrong. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted 5 months ago If I wanted your opinion I would have told you what it is. I reject your reality and submit my own. |
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| Posted 5 months ago I'm sorry sir after,"Hey you're a cop, let me ask you a question." all I heard was blah blah blah. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted 5 months ago if you're going to tease a tiger, make sure he can't jump the fence... |
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| Posted 5 months ago "I'm sorry for speeding, Officer. I'm late for a wedding." Actually, you're making great time....you'll arrive early for your funeral. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Yup, there's your accident right ahead. We are all crazy. It is just a matter of degree. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Ok, here's your ticket. . . . .OH, you wanted a verbal warning? Ok, slow down or I'll give you another ticket. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. |
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| Posted 5 months ago This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Your village called looking for you. . . . .they're missing their idiot. |