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I saw a sign a couple of years ago that still makes me laugh. I finally found a couple of versions online to share. Use this thread to post crazy signs that you've seen in your travels.




This is some funny shit!

Without gripping the Sword
I cannot protect you...
Gripping the Sword
I cannot embrace you...

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I took a pic of this sign the last time I was in Door County, WI. This is somebody else's pic I surprisingly found online, lol. There's one without people in it, but its too big to post here. Now, being who I am and coming from where I come from, I couldn't believe this was a real company, lol. I told my wife "Look that Bea must have a gang of ho's back there in the garage canning sh*t!" Then we stopped and bought some jam, :P. What made it funnier is that "Bea" (pronounced "Be-ah") is a slang term that is identical to "Biatch" where I come from. I'm still laughing...



This is some funny shit!

Without gripping the Sword
I cannot protect you...
Gripping the Sword
I cannot embrace you...

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Wow, ya'll don't get out much, do you? :P


This is some funny shit!

Without gripping the Sword
I cannot protect you...
Gripping the Sword
I cannot embrace you...

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Very funny!  That's why I went out and bought a small digital camera to carry with me at all times.  Unfortunately, I have yet to find something that hilarious.

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I'm always driving too fast to take pictures! LMAO!! Just Kidding!!!!


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Well, I did actually see a jar in a restaurant in Arkansas a couple of weeks ago.  There was a photo of an old lady on it and it said, "Vote Ida for Possum Queen."  It appeared to be legit and I MEANT to take a photo, but I forgot...

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TRY MY NUTS! nut company.


 


anyone fammiliar? ...... I'm going to the outer banks in a few weeks, I'll take a pic of the sign!


 


BTW, their nuts are quite tasty ;)


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Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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Do no park on the grass


This one was taken in front of the court house in the middle of town.


I'm the best person to have in your corner kuz I NEVER back down & I NEVER give up... which is also why I'm the worst person to cross.

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This one was taken in front of the court house in the middle of town.



Well that leaves a lot to the imagination


Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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KSP494 says ...



jbenz8604 says ...



 


This one was taken in front of the court house in the middle of town.



Well that leaves a lot to the imagination



http://www.policelink.com/account/photos/view_photo/652478  <--- not sure why its not working, but here is the picture. Sorry bout that. If it still doesn't work its a car parked in front of the court house lawn next to a sign that says 'No Parking On Grass'


I'm the best person to have in your corner kuz I NEVER back down & I NEVER give up... which is also why I'm the worst person to cross.

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Nice pics....i mean star....hell...i mean nice SIGN.......how many points did you get (oops - there I go again)

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Dude I need to lay of the smoke maaaaaaaaan I'm seing giant stars


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If Starwhore were here he...I mean 'she' would Kiss it and make it Better! LOL!!



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OOPPSSSSSSSsssssss.got hypnotized there for a moment.......................run along now.....run along.

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She has the look of a perfectly good, happy, loyal,  and content wife........WHAT MORE could a man want????

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I'M NOT SAYIN A WORD! NOT ONE WORD!



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I know this isn't the practical joke section but, the next time you guys are at roll call, crush a couple up and stick it in the guys coffee cup sitting beside you. Just make sure it's not your partner.


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I'M NOT SAYIN A WORD! NOT ONE WORD!




WELL FREEZY...it'll be a first time - you not saying something.....YEAH - RIGHT....

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I know this isn't the practical joke section but, the next time you guys are at roll call, crush a couple up and stick it in the guys coffee cup sitting beside you. Just make sure it's not your partner.



YOU sound like the expert at administering crushed up viagra to unsuspecting male individuals........................YOUR REASON WOULD BE WHAT???????

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Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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KSP494 says ...



freezerburn says ...





I know this isn't the practical joke section but, the next time you guys are at roll call, crush a couple up and stick it in the guys coffee cup sitting beside you. Just make sure it's not your partner.



YOU sound like the expert at administering crushed up viagra to unsuspecting male individuals........................YOUR REASON WOULD BE WHAT???????



 Well lets think this one through here as far as practical jokes go.........................


 


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it's just a different twist from the ole exlax brownies never mind, and for the record I never actually did it. it was a Sgt to Sgt prank.


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Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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KSP, I've thought it through, and I STILL think it's a WONDERFUL idea!!!! Why have I not thought of that before.....now, how to get the Viagra.......


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KSP, I've thought it through, and I STILL think it's a WONDERFUL idea!!!! Why have I not thought of that before.....now, how to get the Viagra.......



oh come on, some of these olds guys must have some around


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Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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WELL, you know the old addage, if they NEED it, they probably shouldn't HAVE it................LMAO!!!!


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