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How the fight started
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Posted 3 months ago Officer, this is how the fight started...
I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... Sometimes, life seems like...um, suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?' .........and that's when the fight started. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Great joke!!!!!
Well since there wasn't a 'fiesty' then I'm guessing he was 'grumpy'!? And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. ~Abraham Lincoln |
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| Posted 3 months ago Good one! 2 Cor. 5:17 "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; old things have passed away; behold all things have become new." |
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| Posted 3 months ago absolutely hilarious. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Thanks. That merited a genuine and authentic laugh out loud. I read it to Mrs. Sarge who is watching some girl flick and she laughs too. Two-fer.. I really needed that nv_cop.....Thanks ! "We should remember that one man is much the same as another, and he is Best, who is trained in the severest school." Thucydides, History of the Peloponnesian War |
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| Posted 3 months ago TheSarge says ...
I shot beer everywhere when I read it....
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| Posted 3 months ago LMFAO!!!!! God Bless the Fallen Police Officers...Rest in Peace Momma, I miss you Dearly......
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| Posted 3 months ago love the joke, I hope I don't get sent back to Diversity Training for laughing! |
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| Posted 3 months ago HAHAHA thats great! |