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E7abunew_max50

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I, along with bradleyk86 have invented a brand new tool that will revolutionize the security industry. We took a photo of the prototype and hope to sell millions of units the first year. Please let us know if you are interested in one.  Depending on how many orders we get will determine price.....


 


 


 


 


 The Super SG Tactical Flashlight, so you can see who you may be beating over the head with it!



 


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Wow, no takers? I would have thought this would be a big seller.....


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I'll take two.


 

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I'll give ya A for effort, lol


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Replace the rubberbands with tactical velcro then you could not keep up with the orders.


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Ahhh, but that is the secret to mass amnufacturing of this thing, rubber bands are easier to build with and cost less. Keep costs down and the production line moving......


Also, it is all we had on hand....


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Man, I wish I had thought of that!

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USAFE7 says ...



I, along with bradleyk86 have invented a brand new tool that will revolutionize the security industry. We took a photo of the prototype and hope to sell millions of units the first year. Please let us know if you are interested in one.  Depending on how many orders we get will determine price.....


 


 


 


 


 The Super SG Tactical Flashlight, so you can see who you may be beating over the head with it!



 



If I might be so bold as to offer up a suggestion, here.....but I think that the addition of a rear facing light as well would be more tactically sound, and as such would fly off the shelves like hotcakes....


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Ina_Pickle says ...



USAFE7 says ...



I, along with bradleyk86 have invented a brand new tool that will revolutionize the security industry. We took a photo of the prototype and hope to sell millions of units the first year. Please let us know if you are interested in one.  Depending on how many orders we get will determine price.....


 


 Ahhh, I see we need more pictures of a demonstration of the Super SG Tactical Flashlight, I'll get with our marketing department....I'll also pass on your suggestion....


 


 


 The Super SG Tactical Flashlight, so you can see who you may be beating over the head with it!



 



If I might be so bold as to offer up a suggestion, here.....but I think that the addition of a rear facing light as well would be more tactically sound, and as such would fly off the shelves like hotcakes....



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As a suggested optional feature a tactical drop leg holster, purely for the CDI factor.


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Marketing, are you listening? Beuhler, Beuhler........


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Scurge says ...



As a suggested optional feature a tactical drop leg holster, purely for the CDI factor.



I believe they were thinking more a long the lines of two x-tra large rubber bands to hold them in place......saving on cost.

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I'm taking down these requests. then we'll do some tests and get an updated photo out for everyone

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I'm taking down these requests. then we'll do some tests and get an updated photo out for everyone



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Ina_Pickle says ...



bradleyk86 says ...



I'm taking down these requests. then we'll do some tests and get an updated photo out for everyone



Go to fullsize image



Now, now Ina_pickle, with all the cool LEO gear out there, new SEO gear is going to need some time to catch up.....that's it, breath, breath easy....


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I'll take 3... except I would like them special order with colored rubber bands, green if you dont mind...

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I'll take 3... except I would like them special order with colored rubber bands, green if you dont mind...



ANOTHER NOTE FOR MARKETING, ISN'T CAPITALISM GREAT! COLORED RUBBER BANDS, CAMOFLAGUE ANYONE?


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USAFE7 says ...



AmandaMA says ...



I'll take 3... except I would like them special order with colored rubber bands, green if you dont mind...



ANOTHER NOTE FOR MARKETING, ISN'T CAPITALISM GREAT! COLORED RUBBER BANDS, CAMOFLAGUE ANYONE?



ooh! camoflague sounds wonderful! I will take another 3 with the camo bands!

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AmandaMA says ...



USAFE7 says ...



AmandaMA says ...



I'll take 3... except I would like them special order with colored rubber bands, green if you dont mind...



ANOTHER NOTE FOR MARKETING, ISN'T CAPITALISM GREAT! COLORED RUBBER BANDS, CAMOFLAGUE ANYONE?



ooh! camoflague sounds wonderful! I will take another 3 with the camo bands!



I think a neutral color would be best so that it can be carried with just about any outfit or accessory.


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Accessories, accessories! How about a lanyard attachment that you can clip a keyring onto as a counterweight?


This is some funny shit!

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USAFE7 says ...



AmandaMA says ...



I'll take 3... except I would like them special order with colored rubber bands, green if you dont mind...



ANOTHER NOTE FOR MARKETING, ISN'T CAPITALISM GREAT! COLORED RUBBER BANDS, CAMOFLAGUE ANYONE?



 


I was thinking more like neon green so when I drop it accidentally in the dark, I can find it if the light isn’t on!


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Ina_Pickle says ...



USAFE7 says ...



AmandaMA says ...



I'll take 3... except I would like them special order with colored rubber bands, green if you dont mind...



ANOTHER NOTE FOR MARKETING, ISN'T CAPITALISM GREAT! COLORED RUBBER BANDS, CAMOFLAGUE ANYONE?



 


I was thinking more like neon green so when I drop it accidentally in the dark, I can find it if the light isn’t on!


or use those glow in the dark stick on decals...

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USAFE7 says ...



Ahhh, but that is the secret to mass amnufacturing of this thing, rubber bands are easier to build with and cost less. Keep costs down and the production line moving......


Also, it is all we had on hand....



Well, you really should consider the Velcro - if only as an option.  Rubber bands are notoriously short-lived.  Also there is the concern for those who have latex allergies.  Could I get my  $5 for R&D???


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How about one with an orange blinky light on it?


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I knew if we put this out there we would get good responses. The SARCASM club lives up to there reputation. LOL.


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USAFE7 says ...



I knew if we put this out there we would get good responses. The SARCASM club lives up to there reputation. LOL.



huh? Sarcasm??? Where?????


 


....lol

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USAFE7 and myself have made some upgrades per some of your requests.  The Super SG Tactical Flashlight is now post in the gear portion of the site for review. Here is the link http://www.policelink.com/products/products/3323-super-sg-tactical-flaslight

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Now that there is an upgraded version,  I'll take 4!!!!


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I take the upgraded version too, but the department won't let us have anything but plastic flashlights anymore.

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Perfection! now where do I send my check or money order to?


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