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Posted about 1 month ago The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for..
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.
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| Posted about 1 month ago LOL, I like this one...bless you guys for trying, I know it's diffucult sometimes!! ^-^ You ever heard the "Man song"? Live Simply. Love Generously. Care Deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Now that is something i need to write down on a parchment and hang on my living room wall as a holy script Broken By Faith Renewed By Sacrifice |
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| Posted about 1 month ago only one important rule ---- Listen to the woman! Did you bump your head??? |
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| Posted about 1 month ago this basically is saying, men are clueless and us women shouldn't expect much. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago I knew this would open a can of worms!!! lol Joey Wesson "To lead uninstructed people to war,
“A leader is one who knows the way,
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| Posted about 1 month ago swtxtemptation says ...
Not really... It's basically saying men are cut and dry and women expect too much. If we want riddles we can buy a book chock full of them. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago THIRDWATCHNORTH says ...
SOME men are just better at listening, we're not all that complicated Live Simply. Love Generously. Care Deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago ras3222 says ...
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