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New Points And Gifts
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Posted 2 months ago Wow, I got a heap more points and now I can give gifts with them. I am overwhelmed and overjoyed by this sequence of events. Oh and say we could have a "blue light special"? Gee I almost forgot, this is Police Link, make that a "red, white and blue" special Please let me know what gifts you want. I don't want my points just sitting there idly by and not being put to some good use. Illigitimus non carborundum! |
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| Posted 2 months ago Well a new car would be nice or a new S/W 357 Auto but I do not think there on the list give you gifts as tributes to those you feel deserve it friends and such Only God knows his plans for all of us and why we might meet in life |
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| Posted 2 months ago I've always wanted a pony, but that doesn't appear to be one of the choices in the PL gift catalog. If it's not too much trouble, I'll take a football. I promise not to re-gift it.
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| Posted 2 months ago How 'bout a Whataburger with cheese and jalapenos, with a sweet iced tea? |
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| Posted 2 months ago Surprise Me. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Whatever it is, please have it delivered to me personally by some Playboy bunnies! At my age, just looking is exciting! Being a Tyrant does not make one a Leader! |
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| Posted 2 months ago nascarjem says ...
A football is in your possesion. My this is soooo easy to do Illigitimus non carborundum! |
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| Posted 2 months ago mmmm says ...
You suprise gift is already there. Illigitimus non carborundum! |
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| Posted 2 months ago I'd send gifts, but they cost points. And my points are just SO important to me. So I just send myself gifts. Strange thing is, I took the gift of a beer someone sent me to the store to redeem it, they just looked at me funny. I gotta figure out how this works. "What intelligence please show it to me so I can insult it properly"~KSP494 |
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| Posted 2 months ago WTF.......I want a surprise also. I can handle anything that life throws at me~ I may not be able to handle it well, or correctly, gracefully, with finesse, or expediently ~ But I will handle it. |
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| Posted 2 months ago I'll take the PL frisbe. |
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| Posted 2 months ago How about a bottle of Jack Daniels and a six pack of coke. |
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| Posted 2 months ago headbrer says ...
Thank you very much. My department won't buy me one and now I have a brand new taser. Whoo Hoo. |
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| Posted 2 months ago headbrer says ...
Thanks for my gift! It's perfect! |
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| Posted 2 months ago deputy_dawg_16 says ...
Your surprise gift is now in your profile. Enjoy Illigitimus non carborundum! |
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| Posted 2 months ago Sorry, I can't supply the frisbee and a number of the gifts. I am limited by what is in the catalog, otherwise this is a breeze. Illigitimus non carborundum! |
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| Posted 2 months ago RetiredCop says ...
Henry, at your age, you just wish you could get excited! I know, I know, that's the pot calling the kettle black, but couldn't resist! Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. |
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| Posted 2 months ago headbrer says ...
AAAWWWW DOC....thanks man...that was sweet. I can handle anything that life throws at me~ I may not be able to handle it well, or correctly, gracefully, with finesse, or expediently ~ But I will handle it. |
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| Posted 2 months ago deputy_dawg_16 says ...
I love someone who expresses what I'm thinking so eloquently! Closed Captioned for the thinking impaired. Go look it up, I'll wait. |
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| Posted 2 months ago jmf510 says ...
I'll take the gift set, too!! Oh, and a box of Cohibas or Punch Rare Corojos....... |
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| Posted 2 months ago I want a deaf mute man! Oh crap, not on the list! Tee hee......(knows she is gonna pay for that one) A woman is like a tea bag - You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. |
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| Posted 2 months ago RetiredCop says ...
hmm , i got your playboy bunnies alright and yep all that they got is fake ............ya' telling me you go for that now..............huh ears ...don't play with me , i'll keep you way up after your bedtime..... |
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| Posted 2 months ago headbrer says ...
I'm not "really" a troll....I just love changing my avatar... because...
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| Posted 2 months ago xxxxxxxxx says ...
I'm not "really" a troll....I just love changing my avatar... because...
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| Posted 2 months ago Hey Doc, could I "order" a St. Michael's Coin? Lord knows I could use all the help I could get! I'm not "really" a troll....I just love changing my avatar... because...
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| Posted 2 months ago REDEEM those points and set me up with a 100 acre ranchette in the Bitterroot Valley of Montana between Missoula and Hamilton. Complete with water and mineral rights, several detached barns, a wired-workshop, and a 2400 SF homestead complete with a finished bonus room over the 3 car garage. A 1400 SF multi-tier wrap around deck with built in gazebo covering outdoor grill set up is a must. The new hummer and F-350 in the garage are optional - if you have enough points left over to get them. |
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| Posted 2 months ago klamm143 says ...
Sheesh, I guess just offering you the 50' sailboat and tropical breezes is out of the question. <scuffing my toe in the sand and going back to the dock> sigh. Closed Captioned for the thinking impaired. Go look it up, I'll wait. |
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| Posted 2 months ago Ina_Pickle says ...
Your coin is in your profile. Illigitimus non carborundum! |
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| Posted 2 months ago headbrer says ...
Thank you sir, your generousity is exceeded by your selfless dedication..... I'm not "really" a troll....I just love changing my avatar... because...
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| Posted 2 months ago klamm143 says ...
Ah Klamm, We're going to need several members to fund your request. I don't have the "point spread" to handle this all by myself. Perhaps the Chief or some other high value player, er member, could lend a hand? I really do believe your request should be honored, but without help I am unable to fill you request Do let me know who else will help and I will gladly cash in my chips to help you fulfill your dream. Doc Illigitimus non carborundum! |
