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Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

A. Professional courtesy.

Q. Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?

A. Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and night crawlers.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?

A. Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new car.

Q. Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?

A. No matter what font you select,

Q. How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

A. Other lawyers look interested.

Q. What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?

A. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?

A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A. You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q. If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?

A. Who cares?

 

Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?

A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.



 

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

A. Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.

 

Who do you call when the brass fires you on a bogus charge?..... hmmmmm

Not me, I call my lawyer.