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One liner for your next Dumb criminal
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Posted 4 months ago Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
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| Posted 4 months ago The Governor called and said "You're F**ked" Dumb people are scary, and dumb people that think they are smarter than everyone else are even scarier!!-Me
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| Posted 4 months ago "personal firend"?? Well in that case tell the Sherriff I said hi.. By the way I'm a City Cop.. OR.. Don't let lack of balls or conviction stop you from being a man.. Swing.. God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the World....
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| Posted 4 months ago You move and your birth certificate is a worthless document. |
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| Posted 4 months ago And you thought that shopping bag with eye holes would be the perfect mask. We are all crazy. It is just a matter of degree. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Death is only an option, and I wish you would stop making it your life goal. It was once said the way to understand men is to understand their basic principles. 1 All men need to feel they are better than at least one other person. 2 Man naturally accumulates objects. 3 Man naturally feels his objects maybe less superior than his neighbors. 4 Men are naturally driven to improve his position in comparison to what he knows about others. |
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| Posted 4 months ago This is NOT BURGER KING...You can't have it your way Don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things
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| Posted 4 months ago This is not Wal-Mart our customers are always wrong! |
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| Posted 4 months ago
"But I thought you said I wouldn't go to jail if I cooporated?" Yea, well you steal and I lie. We both have issues we need to work on! |
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| Posted 4 months ago 1,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest. Aint that a shame. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted 4 months ago OverTheHillFarm says ...
I like that one!! LOL I will have to share this one.... Have a great day and keep safe!
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| Posted 4 months ago You want a warning? O.K. Do it again and I'll give you another ticket. |
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| Posted 4 months ago But you promised me you weren't going to arrest me. And I'm, not he is. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal. |
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| Posted 4 months ago You're what happens when cousins f__k! |
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| Posted 4 months ago If you think you can run faster than 1,200 feet per second or think you are bulletproof, feel free to try. Those that think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
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| Posted 4 months ago Yes, we do have quotas, 3 more tickets and I win that free toaster oven..... |
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| Posted 4 months ago jstacey928 says ...
Hilarious :) I'll have to remember that one. |
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| Posted 4 months ago bmo0522 says ...
or We don't have Quotas, they let me write as many as I want to. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. |
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| Posted 4 months ago hey come meet the guy that helps pay our salary. Since I have you stopped here how about raise. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Sorry about the tight cuffs; they're new. ¡GØÐ HņH ÑØ ƒÜR¥ †HÂÑ À Pϧ§ËР؃ƒ PÁRņRØØPËR! Ríø†!™ |
