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If you couldn't be a cop anymore.....

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Amandanice_max50

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If you couldnt be a cop anymore(I know! TERRIABLE THOUGHT!)-


what job would you choose to do? Or would you just recoil into a ball of sadness and drink yourself into oblivion?


Pick any career-


I think id like to be in advertising or something with production re:movies etc. I love film- not just the final product but every part in the process form casting, lighting , directing, cameras, etc.


You?


"What is the maximum effective range of an excuse? ... ZERO."

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firearm instructor or range master, if nothing else fishing guide! ladies in bikini's fish FREE!


While you sleep soundly at night I risk my life to make sure to make sure you never wake!

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locallaw81 says ...



firearm instructor or range master, if nothing else fishing guide! ladies in bikini's fish FREE!



Range master-- YES that would be killer!


"What is the maximum effective range of an excuse? ... ZERO."

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I'd become a pro fisherman,  Yeah right Except on a Police officers salary I can't afford a boat.

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ThomasLB says ...



I'd become a pro fisherman,  Yeah right Except on a Police officers salary I can't afford a boat.



u could do the fishing guide think like Local and use someone elses boat.


"What is the maximum effective range of an excuse? ... ZERO."

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ThomasLB says ...



I'd become a pro fisherman,  Yeah right Except on a Police officers salary I can't afford a boat.



also maybe u should switch PDs.. cops here make between 75-110k a year. (california... san jose, santa clara etc)


"What is the maximum effective range of an excuse? ... ZERO."

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elevenzerosix says ...



ThomasLB says ...



I'd become a pro fisherman,  Yeah right Except on a Police officers salary I can't afford a boat.



also maybe u should switch PDs.. cops here make between 75-110k a year. (california... san jose, santa clara etc)



You get what you pay for though in CA.  Salaries are relative.  I have a buddy in CHP who makes 20 grand more than I do a year but his mortgage payment is almost twice what mine is.  The higher the salary... the higher the market is for decent housing. 

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i would be a chef.....i love to eat...if it were a sport i would be a champion~~~~~~

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Actually, everyone should stop and consider this for 2 reasons...


1. Shit happens and you may become forced out... cops layed off due to budgets, medical retirements due to injuries both on & off the job, family disasters, etc...


2. In theory even if your entire career goes by after 20-30 years comes retirement....what then? I'd tell you to check with some of our retired list members, but they seem to be a rapidly diminishing group of BANNED folks....


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Psychotics build castles in the air, Neurotics live in those castles, and Psychiatrists collect the rent.....I keep hitting the "escape" key, but I'm still HERE!

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Financial Advisor....I love money....if it were a sport, I'd be a Champion.

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I'd talk to Avenger2354 so he could help me get the funds and sponsores together in order to become a pro fisherman on the BASS tourney, win more $$ and collect American sports cars!


Long live American Muscle!   


Stay safe and stay focused! DMS

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I'd be an attorney.  A really good, really expensive one.  But not for criminal defense... who can stand those guys! 


 

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Does Professional beach bum count?


"You can't lead from behind" Gen'l James Longstreet, CSA

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collect cans beside the roadway.  heck, i should do that now.  probably make more!


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hcgale says ...



collect cans beside the roadway.  heck, i should do that now.  probably make more!



I know how you feel.... We are from Tennessee...


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I dream of starting a body farm in Nevada...spending my days documenting decaying bodies and coming closer to being able to testify to time of death.

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Duplicate topic


I'd go back in the Army


Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal.

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KSP494 says ...



Duplicate topic


I'd go back in the Army



Ditto.


"People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "

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Schwans driver, Adult Film Star or Columbian Drug Lord. I guess if I'm not coppin, it dont matter.


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I'd be a high school football coach.... but for retirement I am going to get a cab tractor that goes up and down highway mowing the grass


Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway - John Wayne

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Lay around the house all day drink beer and bitch at my soon to be exwife. Nope since can't be leo anymore anyway I build toys to keep busy and listen to my daughter complain about work {she's a corrections officier}

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Ooooh... A leech on society. Or a lawyer (but I repeat myself).


Oh for crying out loud!

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Sell beer and bait on the bay and have all you guys come down and visit.

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I am currently working on my Master's degree in Political Science, and already teach at a local community college, so...I would probably try to teach full-time at the technical college level...

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Too many thoughts rolling around in my head: Would the next job have *nothing* to do with law enforcement? Would I have to work full time, or could I cut back to part time? Would I need a full benefits package? Heck, could I even consider an early retirement, at this stage in my life? All of that being said....

Maybe something totally different: I'm real good with computers, so that's an avenue of possibility. Another thought is something that centers around another passion in my life - Motorcycles. Or maybe acting as a tour guide for visitors in my area - On a motorcycle would be *really* sweet. ;-)

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quality control inspector for Victoria's Secrets

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Photographer and a hack golfer---cuz I'm already both:)

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NEMOTraining says ...



Schwans driver, Adult Film Star or Columbian Drug Lord. I guess if I'm not coppin, it dont matter.



HAHA! i love it! youd be getting paid! lol

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Porn star.   If that didn't work out, I guess I would be a teacher

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Anything that does not require me to deal with the public.


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