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TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE

TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.     AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP

AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.            THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO

OLD GEEZERS      AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST   

TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.      THESE TWO ARE

SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING     TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY

WON'T KNOW THE  DIFFERENCE.'        THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD

AND THE TWO OLD      MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,       'YOU KNOW, I THINK

MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'                'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO

YOU SAY THAT?         'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE

TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'          HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I

THINK MINE WAS     A WITCH.'     'A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY

THAT?'     'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE    

NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED     AND FLEW OUT

THE WINDOW..., TAKIN MY TEETH WITH HER.' 

 

A Classic

Did he get his teeth back or just file a report?

Holy crap!  Now that's some freakin' comic genius right there!!!