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Currently have no dog.    I name them from their personality.

I have two Boxers. Bruno and Bindi.

I have a pitbull, her name is Snowflake.

Shitz Zu named Zoey

i owned a german shepard... her name was midnight because she was the darkest of the litter

I have long haired German Sheppard i did not name her she was already 3 when I bought her. Her name is ULI (OO-lee) for short. I can not pernounce her true name she is truew German desent and she has a German name I can say with out chopping it up. She is the most loyal dog I have ever had.

I have an Austrailian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dog.  I named him Ajax.  I almost ran over him while on patrol one night.  Took him to the pound and he was still there a week later so I adopted him.

 I have 3 Siberian Huskies. Cheyenne (got from a breeder), Simba (already named- rescue dog) and Stormy (also a rescue)!! 

I have a Golden Retriever named Sadie (came with her name), and a German Shorthaired Pointer named Yager.  He's our Yager - monster.  

I have a Rott named Zeus that I aquired from my ex and a Chihuahua named Abbie. They are both great protectors, but the Rott likes to eat everything in my house!

i have a 10 year old rottweiller named seven. ( his breeder is known for the white chest markings of his dogs.  seven's looks like a seven.) he was named by the child of a drug dealer i rescued him from 8 years ago. i also just got a half pit, half boxer puppy. i named her Ali - after mohammad ali since she's got boxer in her. lol.

My neighbor has an American Bulldog named "The Big LaBowski" If I had my choice I would have 2 dobermans named fifi and cuddles or something like Dolly and Madison or Ben and Jerry...

I have 1 rottweiler named Kya, 1 red nosed pitbull named Ali, and a pug named Amy

"Dan"  A Mally named by the venders.  

Usually in the morning I call him "Dan the Pan" cause after he eats, he removes his stainless steel food pan with his nose to make it a "hockey puck".  This in itself isn't too bad if I can retrieve his "puck" in time.  However, when a slight delay has occured, does his nose initiate this "puck's" hyper- velocity and create a spectacular collison with a gigantic mound of poo.  Hence "Dan the Pan" fits nicely.

"Painter" is another name I have for my partner as he shows off his aerobic skills (after retrieval of said pan) and continues perform the  infamous "anti-gravitational Mally spin" (Mally owners know exactly of this frequent occurrance) till the entire kennel is covered in a special poo coating only a living animal could produce.   So "Painter" gets another wash off, as bathing too much can dry out his soft suple skin and "Painter" can't have that!

"Stinky Boy" is another coined term for my mentor... usually after the above mentioned hose off.  

"Pee-pee Boy" is another surname as when he is so engrossed in all the "flavors" of outside air current that by the time we get to the vehicle to start the shift, does "Dan" realize he needs to urinate and promptly washes off the poo from front paws with pee.  Hence "Pee-pee Boy".        

During the day, I run a gammit of names.  Mostly "Knucklehead" as times he just doesn't want to give up his towel without shredding the living daylights out of it.  Not that they are very expensive, but the towels we get are from some third world country that I'm sure has a little kid shackled to a textile machine just making these towels for next to nothing....  So "Knucklehead" has to be told two or three times (or more), to include the adoption of colorful language which Sister Nicita of St Sylvester's Grade School would not approve of and would certainly hand out punishment across my already scared knuckles with the 4' extension of her arm  (AKA blackboard pointer).  This would be closely followed by an Excommunicatation from the local parish.        

"Slow your Roll" is another name.  "Dan" or  Knucklehead" (you know who I'm talking about) attempts to accelerate into the kennel after shift, thinking the finest canine cuisine has been served via the "puck".  A slight interference exists as a 6' high fence and tiled wall segragating our fury partners from obtaining "freedomous aroundous".  So it never fails, as soon as I get all the safety latches arranged in perfect alignment to the planets within the universe, does the gate finally open, and "Dan" assumes "four paw drive" to levitate my stature into a somewhat horizontal nature.... So now my partner becomes hey "Slow your Roll".

"Lipstick" is another name my partner has acquired since our relationship was forged.  "Lipstick" (AKA "Dan")  is a rather large Begian Malinois (65lbs+ this week) who is still in puberty at 16 months of age.  Since we also have female canines in the co-located condos  "Dan" sees his fair share of the ladies... and at times when showing off his "puck" (now with all it's lovely fecal coating), has his... well.... you know, all of his "greatness"  for the entire world to admire.  Now this term "Lipstick" is much alike your female friend's tube of lipstick in their purse.  One needs to twist the bottom of a lipstick tube for it to expose the inner cosmestics.  This total scenario may sound  benign, however, the real concern lies when he does such a great job, at what we do and payment is made via towel (hopefully retrieved previously before shredding) and enjoys a roll upon his back, dew claws inter-twined upon his prize and his fully exposed "Lipstick" is in plain view for the papparazzi to photograph.  It becomes even more distressing when this phenomenom occurs in the International jet way full of boarding JAL Stewardesses.... Laughter still rings strong in my cerebellum as my last ounce of professionalism departs my uniformed facade.

So, there you have it.  You asked.  Probably more than you wanted to know and yet, will probably have more names for "Dan" later this week.  Whatta "Knucklehead", "Slow your Roll".................... no, he's just "Dan" and I love him the way he is (to include a little soap!).       

I have 3 Chihuahuas, full blooded.  Chico (already named when we got him), Cinnamon (cause her coat is cinnamon colored) and George (the result of Chico and Cinnamon, who wakes up in a new world every 30 seconds, like George of the Jungle).