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The Zipper

>

>      As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware

> that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to

> come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

>

>      Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she

> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would

> give her enough slack to raise her leg she tried to take the step, only

> to

> discover that she couldn't.

>

>      So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to

> unzip her skirt a little more, and for the        second time attempted

> the

> step.

>

>      Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg with a

> little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little

> more

> and again was unable to take the step.

>

>      About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked

> her

> up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

>

>      She went ballistic and turned to the

> would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body!  I don't

> even

> know who you are!'

>

>      The Texan smiled and drawled,        'Well, ma'am, normally I would

> agree with you, but after you  unzipped my fly three times, I kinda

> figured  we was friends.'

Ha ha ha, that was awesome ........lol!

That was a good one. LOL