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Things to say to get cooperation
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Posted 2 months ago cooperate and you can be home in time for the 11 o'clock news or you will be the 11 o' clock news |
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| Posted 2 months ago Somehow, I can actually hear you saying this... and yes, that is just one of the voices in my head. HA! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago You can resist all you want, I haven't broken anyone's arms in a few days and I'm starting to have withdrawl. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago Yeah, ok, you can help me test out my new taser if you want to. |
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| Posted about 1 month ago A couple of ones I heard are.. You will only go to jail tired. We can either go stright to jail or by the hospital first. There are more of us than there are of you (hopefully!!!!!!) |
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| Posted about 1 month ago OMG, I love them ALL! :D |
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| Posted about 1 month ago and for the ones that aren't going to jail, let them know you care with: I'll be praying for you.... (praying you catch crabs) <. you insert your own genuine caring thoughts here, but be kind!
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| Posted about 1 month ago Here's a little CO sarcasm! You can walk in cuffs, or we'll carry you in chains Go ahead... run, We'll send the hounds later.
Don't forget... the toes you step on today might be attached to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow! |
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| Posted about 1 month ago ATTN: Mr. Officer exactly how far can you see at night Officer: I dont kow Mr. Attorney, I can see the moon, how far is that? ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ATTN: Mr. Officer do you have a squad room at the Police Headquarters Officer: Yes Sir ATTN: do you have lockers in this squadroom Officer: Yes sir ATTN: and do you have locks on these lockers Officer: Yes Sir ATTN: Well Mr. Officer. If you trusted your fellow officers so much why would you need locks for the lockers? Officer: Well Mr. Attorney, sometimes we have convicts and Lawyers walk through there |
