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Are we? We are! Rae, say it isn't so!!!!

They are the Devil! They just wear their horns a little lower!

KIDDDING! J/k....Man.....

ras3222 says ...

"I, hereby declare that all of information produce above is true to best of my Knowledge."...............................lol

Which half Dona? (Gov't comp, can't see pics) lol!

They do not. Ever heard "I'm a comedian at the IRS?" Probably never will either! LOL!

They need class, period! LOL!

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gw245 says ...

Doodlebuggin_Along says ...

If we are it's because MEN have turned us that way......

WHATTT!!!! Let me refresh your memory... "Hey Adam baby, comere and bite this apple...Ahh baby, come on for meeee?" NOW do you remember? And are you done with my rib yet? LOL!

(Whew...I'm gonna get  beat up on this one, I can feel it...)

 

Yes you are......READ THIS!!!

Eve's side of the story.





After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.



"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.



"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and

sunsets are

breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have

just one problem.



It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two

out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on

branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported

Eve.



And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in

pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.........she felt that having only

two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".



"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first

shot at this, you

know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half

of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."



And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the

bushes.



Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.



"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"



"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see,

all the

animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the

animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."



God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How

could

I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a

man from a part of you. Let's see..........where did I put the

useless boob?"



Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

 

LOL! Ok, granted, that DOES explain my fondness for those things, you know, THEM! But you have it backwards, He made us Adam first and saw that he was happy, SOOOOOO, he HAD to do something to interrupt his peace....lol! I bet there was a football game on at the time too! lol!

To funny!

Hehehe...Yessss....cookies...must have...HEY! Wait a minute! ....NO MORE RIBS DAMMIT! LOL!

bargaining power baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, hence the term "getting your cookies"? Hmmmmm? and milk? Or is that a whole new discussion? LOL!

Could've been worse Meff, she could have lost her marbles..oh wait....

(Throws up the shit shield auickly, it's coming now.....) LOL!

No we're not!!!......