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 You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' 



You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. 



You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' 

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. 

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. 

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. 

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to. 

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. 

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. 

I have always known that I was born with redneck DNA inside my veins...this post signifies why I am so proud of it!

Yep that's me

I've been called a Redneck all of my life. Why change now? In fact, my myspace name is OfficerRedneck...lol

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

 So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat ... And nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?

Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you big dumby!