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Holster Sniffer
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Posted 6 months ago How do you deal with holster sniffers? Women or men who hit on you solely based on the fact that you are in uniform... |
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| Posted 6 months ago all you can do is laugh it off! it happens. just keep your head on straight and think of your family and career. neither are worth losing over a holster sniffer! LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY BUT RATHER TO SLIDE IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING "HOLY SHIT....WHAT A RIDE" |
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| Posted 6 months ago You send out the "pussy posse." |
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| Posted 6 months ago I just laugh, and Chuck usually gives some smart ass remark. Don't sweat the small stuff....you'll dehydrate |
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| Posted 6 months ago polish thier nose with leather luster Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. -Senator Barry Goldwater |
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| Posted 6 months ago Ignore them! |
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| Posted 6 months ago After they wash and wax my cruiser and vacuum the interior in their bikinis I thank them and drive away.
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| Posted 6 months ago sniff sniff .....all you dudes need a damn shower lol |
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| Posted 5 months ago Well, if your single, then I guess its all good, however there’s an old saying that I tell all my trainee’s. It goes something like this, “the Badge can get you pussy, but pussy can get your badge.” (sorry for the language) And I also tell them to only do what their career can handle. You know, as humans we all enjoy attention but it’s just like when someone treats you badly. Its not YOU that they are focusing their attention on, it’s the BADGE. |
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| Posted 5 months ago try riding together, and trying not to laugh when they hit on your spouse in front of you.........Ladies, keep your maiden name for the road......LOL |
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| Posted 4 months ago I tell them I have psoriasis on by man hood and still wet the bed. They usually flee like a felon after that. Usually , all jokes aside, I ignore them. I have been known to spout off a smart ass comment. Once a lady asked me " I didn't think you gave cute girls tickets" I responded by saying " I don't, sign here" |
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| Posted 4 months ago One of the old guys told me a long time ago to stay away. His quote, (God rest his soul) " Kid, I can take this uniform shirt and hang it on a fence post and it will get laid the same day". I got better things to do than stand around bein eye candy. |
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| Posted 4 months ago hottoddy said: how right you are. If these women and men only knew the countless hrs the spouse must wait for their spouse to come home, or waiting for the phone call or the door bell to ring.....they would think twice about what they are trying to go for.............but yes it's all about the badge........I think they forgot the uniform does come off......it doenst stay on forever........you are just as human as they are........God Bless all of you for the damn good job you do everyday and for the shit you put up with. |
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| Posted 4 months ago Back when I was in the academy, the instructor was explaining the color scheme of awareness.
I always preferred "Badge Bunny" to holster sniffer, seems less demeaning to the young lady. Of course my wife shoots as well as I do, so it never really mattered at my house either way. |
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| Posted 4 months ago jenmike1200 said: At my age, this is no longer a concern of mine....dammit! :) |
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| Posted 4 months ago Get in a dim room with one of them, take off your uniform and gear and neatly hang them on a clothes rack, then stand there in your altogether. Ten to one they will gravitate to the uniform. "If any of you sons of bitches take a shot at me, I will come back and kill you all and burn down your town". (Clint Eastwood) |
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| Posted 4 months ago bubba1008 said: Demeaning? Young lady? HA! On many nights, I have stood on patrol for bar closing watching cute little college girls hit on the fattest, laziest, most unattractive cops. I am pretty sure they are demeaning themselves when they offer a BJ to get out of a traffic ticket. DUH! Of course I do like to see the looks on the face when they are disappointed that a female cop has responded or pulled them over. Thankfully they don't start to hit on me until the search portion. UGH! |
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| Posted 4 months ago Well my compadres and I decided to just take pictures with the AZ Cardinals cheerleaders and make the badge bunnies happy...it's so hard being this good looking... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." ~ George Orwell |
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| Posted 4 months ago Hey, even fat lazy police need love. I see no need to judge the young lady, might be true love waiting to happen. |
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| Posted 4 months ago jenmike1200 said: Send them to me if they are good looking...I'm retired!
I have made many mistakes in my life.....so I have learned many valuable lessons! |
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| Posted 3 months ago in most circumstances its hilarious because they only make themselves look bad and just gives us something later to laugh about but in all seriousness they have no respect for themselves or the family they are attempting to seperate all they think about is a hot cop in a uniform the badge and whats in the pants (LOL) |
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| Posted 3 months ago Hottoddy said: I've been told through my carreer of three "Bs" that can take that badge...Booze, Bills, and Babes/Buffs...I guess the Holster Sniffer would be in the last catagory... |
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| Posted 3 months ago I got my share ot the big "3"....but none to take home to mamma... |
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| Posted 2 months ago
You cant help but to chuckle just a bit and wonder what’s really running through their mind before moving on your way. Ive noticed most of the time the “bunnies” are never that hot and under no circumstance would ever be worth it.
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| Posted 2 months ago We used to call them "Copsuckers"...and the only police groupies I ever encountered were of the alternate lifestyle variety....not fair :0 |
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| Posted 2 months ago Amuse them. |
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| Posted 2 months ago OPENING QUOTE BY MY BASIC SCHOOL COMMANDER IN 1990 "THE BADGE CAN GET YOU A LOT OF WOMEN,BUT IT ONLY TAKES ONE WOMAN TO GET THE BADGE" |
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| Posted 2 months ago sgt457 says ...
Here here, passthe gerital My opinions are not noted for tact and diplomacy. That's okay, they are my opinions.
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| Posted 2 months ago jenmike1200 says ...
Ok so I know this isnt what this topic is about but had to tell a funny story. I was out on patrol and as I am getting on the highway, this car with two younger females flies past doing 100+ . I finally catch up to them and make the stop. I walk up to the car and the young blond blue eyed driver starts giggling and flips her hair back. I said "Sorry miss but that doesnt work for me" When she heard my voice and looked up to see a blond haired blue eyed Female officer the smile went away and she says "Shit I guess you need my license". Needless to say I laughed the whole time I was filling out that ticket. |
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| Posted 2 months ago I tell them that if it's okay with my wife I will go. But I have to call her and ask her if it's olay. That usually sends them running most of the time. If that don't work and I have to call my wife usually plays along with me when I call. She usually tells them to make sure that I am home before she gets up. She will usually tell them that I am not worth the trouble and am to hard and old to learn any new tricks. By the way my wife and I have been married for over 30 years |
