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The ones posted on the wall now are pretty good....

..."caller says someone's penis got popped off" out of a 911 hang up. =)

... "piles sounds good... piles and piles of cookies!" That turned out to be an mdt message that was accidentally added to the call. lol.

... from a traffic complaint... "driver is legally blonde..." hahahha Callscreen meant to say blind.

And many times, I've left the "r" out of "shirt" when typing in a suspect description.

How about you guys?

When I was a young rookie back in the late 50s, I was in a cruiser with a old crusty veteran. It was an early Sunday afternoon, people still on streets going home from Church. We got a call about a cat in a tree. When we arrived there already was a small crowd including children. My partner borrowed an extension ladder and a rope and sent me up into the tree. the higher I went the higher the cat went until he was finally near the top which was probably 40 feet. My partner told me to get the rope near the top and start shaking it. He said that cat's have nine lives and that he would jump and be OK. I did so and he did so. When he hit the street he took about five steps and fell over dead. We placed the carcass in the trunk and left the scene. My partner took the mike and called the station. Car 5, this cat committed suicide. From then on, I took note and I never ever saw a cat skeleton in a tree.

I sometimes let my fingers get away from me, and instead of typing "out at county jail".......it comes out "out at ocunty jail".

One morning, years back I had the Chief come see me in dispatch... he patted me on the back and told me normally my call notes on CAD entries are very informative, but this was a little extreme... so could we please make a correction on this one....... he hands me a hard copy and I read my entry: "R/P said she has obs on a suspicious subj desc as m/w seen peeing into vehicles in the area of.....yada, yada". Whooops, left out the "r" there. Oh well.... it was good for a laugh.